This is my kick ass web page and as you can see, it is the real deal so this is gonna be real. First off, a few things about me. My name is Angus, and I am one hard rock slammin jammin fool.
check out a few of the features:
Cars I stole
Music
My Hobbies
Badass Songs I Wrote
A Day in the Life of My Life
My Sweet Pimped Out Pad
Stories I Wrote
The BizNASS
Squirrels
My Art Gallery
and check out my Journal
View My Guestbook
Sign My Guestbook
I bet you can tell by the features that I am straight hardcore. I mean, pussies don't steal cars, especially hot sweet ass cars like the ones I stole. It's no thing really. And your probably looking at the music link and thinking "man he probably listens to some 'we think we're punks crap' or rap or that boy band shit--the kind of shit that sounds like shit" but no i listen to straight up hardcore stuff and check out the link if you wanna know more about the blessings my hears have received.
The real reason I made this site is so that all the hot chicks will be like "this is one hardass hardcore hardrockin' motherfucker," and they'll want my body. But they are right, and they should. Or maybe they just want a ride in one of my sweet ass rides. But if they are ugly they can just forget about it.
Wanna hear a story? Too bad.
All right, I was stealing some hot wheels one day and I was crusin' (you know, going like 95 down a 35 mph road) and some hot ass chick was standin on the side of the road and she says "these your wheels, hot boy?" (i swear to god that's what she said) and i said "well they are now, but i'm sure a nice girl like you wouldnt want to hear about how I stole it from this rich hotshot pussy that probably didn't know his thumb from his cock, and how the police have been chasing me from mississipi and that how i am a badass wanted for like 40 thousand misdemeanors." and i shit you not this is what she said "you sound like one hardcore badass. wanna fuck?" i shit you not. but all of a sudden the police came riding and i was like "shit, gotta run." I ALMOST HAD SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MAN HOW HOT IS THAT!! AM I NOT THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE??!
