QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!
Well, us here on the couch, we think that you uneducated twinkies should be educated in the art of speaking goodly. So here's a bunch of quotes you could use to sound good.
and here they are...
- 'Shake that thing' - Sean Paul
- 'Sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion!' - Donnie Darko
- 'Aye, that would be good, aye, do that yes, aye, AYE, AYE'- 'Mr Enthusiastic' (student computing teacher), 2002
- Bulimia is so '87, Heather'- Heathers
- 'if you were happy every day of your life, you wouldn't be human, you'd be a game show host'- Winona Ryder in Heathers
- The worst part was when they closed their eyes'- Hugh Grant in About A Boy
- 'And how did you feel being denied those hungry, hungry hippoes?' - Donnie Darko
- 'I'm a...what?' 'Yer a wizard, 'arry' 'Oh, ok' - Daniel Radcliffe and Robbie Coltrane , Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone
- 'How much would it be for my husband to have a cut and blow job?' really, really stupid woman in hairdresser
- 'I love you like a fat kid love cake' - 50 Cent
- 'Give her something traditional...flowers; chocolates; promises you don't intend to keep?' - Cogsworth, Beauty and the Beast
- "Your ass is a spaceship I want to ride" - Pharrell, N.E.R.D, She Wants to Move.
- "Ima see ya tonight... Ima see you through your window" - Pharrell, again, Frontin'
- "I knew I was in there and I was gonn' tear your ass up" - Guess who? PHARRELL!
- "So now you're Barry, of Barrytown?" - Rob, high Fidelity: The Book, course.
- "the price you pay for bringing up either my chinese or american heritage as a negative is I collect your fucking head - just like this fucker here. Now if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say - NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME!" - Lucy Liu - 'Kill Bill'.
- "But, hey! I don't have any feet" - Sarah (strange kid)
- "hey, jooj, who's that?" "... you, sarah."
- "Think my name's funny, do you?! No need to ask yours! Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley" - Tom Felton, 'Harry Potter'
- I don't patronise bunny rabbits!" - Bill Cort, 'Heathers'
- "OPEN YOUR LEGS!" - Kevan... hahahahahahaha.
- "I know, Annie always manages to bluff me out of all my money!" "You play for money?!" "no, matchsticks"
- "Silly Rabbit...""... tricks are...""... for cats." - Lucy Liu/Uma Thurman - 'Kill Bill'
- "What's that song? You know - 'My baby's on the floor and I'm a prostitute'?" - Karrie
- "I can speel!" - Sarah
- "Well, i love all punk, eg Punk..." - Alan.
- "Who's up for some 'Duck Duck Extreme Death Hyperblastic Turbo II'?" - Ally!
- "teehehe,i changed my pointer to a banana!" - Katie. What a strange little girl.
- "Having trouble saying what I mean with dead poets and a drum machine says: Hey"
"Donald says: Hey I thought your name said dead potatoes!"
- "What's up? Is it your head, shoulders, knees or toes?" - Sarah M