Meet Lucy, queen of the water biscuits

Hello little people, welcome to my humble corner of the couch. Look around, make yourself comfortable, grab some water biscuits...

Have a water biscuit

But don't take too many, I would have to feed you to the couch.

My parents

Totally supportive and give me lots of pocket money!

My FAVE FILM!

Even deeper than glitter!! Who knew a film could acheive that?! But here it is ladies and gents...

Who put him here?!

MAN this guy's ugly