Bonnie and Angie share a lot of common interests. Many of which are rare and special. After you read this, you too will want to like the things that they do, but alas, you cannot. Because you just aren't cool enough. You are but an ordinary peasant. They are of noble blood. Let's travel back to yesteryear on a journey that will touch your hearts and bring you to tears. The journey that you are about to embark on will highlight stories and wonders that you'll one day share with your future generations. These are the diaries of two amazing young women who are destined for greatness.
Jesus is the reason for the season
The number one thing in our life is our faith. We absolutely love Jesus Christ and are not ashamed to admit it. Our religion is baptist but we're not really all that religious. We just love the Lord and try to live spiritually fulfilling lives. We used to volunteer with missionaries in the summer and we looooved that. It was so much fun and it was a whole new experience for us. We got to meet alot of really nice people that we remain friends with to this day. We also got to see a lot of proverty stricken places and had the pleasure of helping them out as much as we could. God is definitely the center of our universe.
Just keep swimming
Did you know that dolphins are the only mammals, besides humans, that have sex for pleasure? You can tell when a dolphin is aroused simply by looking at its belly. It should be a soft shade of pink. Dolphins masturbate against rocks and other surfaces in the ocean AND they also rape other kinds of species. The male dolphin sports an s-shaped penis, which many novelty stores carry as dildos. Some humans (sick, sick humans) are into dolphin beastiality. We just love them because they're fun and absolutely beautiful. Whoa, we totally just made that a sexual thing. We really didn't mean to. We LOVE dolphins! Dolphins are our friends of the sea. And they live among Ariel and the other merfolk, where we once dwelled but then fell in love with human males. Dolphins are playful and intelligent. They communicate with echoes and vibrations under water! Dolphins definitely deserve more credit. They save us from sharks when we're stranded from the ocean. While most animals fear the human species, dolphins embrace us and love us as much as we love them! And when we say "we", we mean... BONNIE and ANGIE. So don't get any ideas, ok? They only love us.
An enchanting princess
Anybody who knows us in person should know what our true identity is. Princess Ariel! She is the most free-spirited and beautiful Disney Princess of them all. By the way, she is one of the few "princesses" who is in fact actually a real princess. We could say so many things about the other characters that aren't really princesses (i.e. MULAN!), but we won't waste our time with those ugly nobodies. Also, we don't want to bore you with their uninteresting lives. Getting back to Ariel, she is the only princess who has incredible taste in men. Her love interest is the most gorgeous male that ever walked the shores and YOU will have the pleasure of soaking in as much as you can of him in our Tribute to Prince Eric link, further down on our homepage. Don't worry, Adrian shouldn't be jealous of him. Another thing we like about Ariel is that she lives in the ocean amongst our beloved friends, the dolphins! How perfect is that? To make a long story short, The Little Mermaid (which comes out on dvd October 3rd, 2006... yay! countdown!) is basically the best Disney movie ever made and you'd be crazy not to go see it right now. Actually wait until you finish looking at our website. THEN go watch The Little Mermaid!
The best things in life are green
One day we'll go to Ireland. Ireland is the most beautiful country in the world. It really takes you back. It's so green and peaceful and just really laid back. Ofcourse we've never even come close to physically being there, but if we had one wish... well that would be tough. But if we had a chance to go, we definitely would. Irish boys are hot too. Colin Farrell, Sean Biggerstaff... jeepers, they're all good looking. If there were such things as irish princesses, that's what we would be.
Roll back in time
Let's go back... waaaay back... back into time. A time pure and innocent. A time that screams pink and poodle skirts. The 50's baby! The 50's, and everything related to that time, are an absolute favorite of ours. Marilyn Monroe was the most beautiful and elegant woman that's ever roamed this earth and we just love her. Can you imagine what it would be like if she was still alive? Some of the best movies are based on the 50's, too. The ever-popular Grease and the Paul Walker starring flick, Pleasantville. Hollywood was a lot different in the 50's. A good body image didn't consist of anorexic skin and bones girls. They had curvy and healthy bodies that we can actually respect. What can we say about 50's diners? They're beautiful! Old Coca-Cola signs, red bar stools, jukeboxes, black and white tiles... everything about them is just great. Oh, and the way they dressed! Poodle skirts and cardigans! We will bring that style back, just watch and see!
Our humble amodes
Castle may not seem humble to most of you, but to us, they really are. It's just home for us. No big deal. Just a place where can go and relax and act like the royal princesses that we are. They're very enchanting and medieval and ancient. There so much history to each one. Built with stone and lit up with fire torches... how more mysterious can they get. They just really fascinate us and when Angie becomes a famous chef and Bonnie wins the lottery, we will own one someday. And you might be invited. If you strike our fancy.
There's nothing wrong with food
Food is the best invention ever. We personally love to eat. And seriously, what is wrong with food? People make such a huge deal about what to eat and what not to eat. The thing is you can eat anything you want as long as you control your portions. So basically there's nothing wrong with food! If we had to pick one food that we could eat everyday for the rest of our lives, that would be... you guessed it... pasta! Fettucini alfredo is the absolute best. Be it with shrimp or with chicken or just plain old vegetables, it is so ridiculously delectable. Our mouths are watering just thinking of it... and we just ate spaghetti! Yep, that pretty much describes how we feel about food. YUM!
Just call us materialistic
OK, we love shopping. We love clothes. We love shoes. We love purses! Our favorite stores are vintage and thrift stores but we also love love love Urban Outfitters, Delias, Anthropologie, Hollister, JCrew, Alloy, and Banana Republic. Coach purses are the absolute best. But if you have the luxury of spending thousands of dollars on yourself for no particular reason, Christian Dior is superb! You are a lucky bastard if you can get Dior stuff. Anyway, shoes are always the best accessories one can have. We love Jessica Simpson shoes and Bakers... B for Bakers. Nine West is cool too. We love platform shoes and ballet flats. Pretty much anything. We also love sneakers (Pumas!). Alright, we could write a whole novel of what we love to wear but that's really going too far.
