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Sunday, 30 November 2003

That Which Should Not Be


I caught it stretching at 4am this morning.

Wickedex came over, and after some coercion, she agreed to go into the hall and smite the spider.

Where the chimping hell had it hidden those legs?
See the size of its teeth?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

She left it playing amongst the wet russet leaves in the yard. She went out there barefoot. Madness.
I know it'll be back. See how one leg is reaching for me?

This page graced by sarsparilla at 8:23 PM GMT
Updated: Sunday, 30 November 2003 8:30 PM GMT
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Sunday, 30 November 2003 - 10:19 PM GMT

Name: NWJ
Home Page: http://nwj.diaryland.com

Its waving - bless it!
Now think just how long its going to take to come back to its little ginger home... It feels naked and unwanted now. I feel for the poor wee mite. Having said that I would have squashed it in some kitchen roll. I enjoy hearing the crack of exoskeleton, and feeling the squish of bodily fluid run into the kitchen roll, and then of course you have the flushing it down the loo ceremony. You can't put it in the bin - just in case it regains its strength and limps/crawls out.

Just re-read that, its gross but accurate.

Sunday, 30 November 2003 - 10:57 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Don't.Say.That.

Sunday, 30 November 2003 - 11:48 PM GMT

Name: NWJ
Home Page: http://nwj.diaryland.com

Snnnnnn

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 12:43 AM GMT

Name: belle
Home Page: http://asortakindafairytale.blogspot.com/

Why do you think it left so willingly? It KNOWS it will be back, because the rest of its herd, or whatever the hell spiders travel in (and you KNOW they travel in something), is nestled warm inside and when you are sleeping tonight will open the door and let it in.

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 4:34 AM GMT

Name: ThePimpress
Home Page: http://pimpress.com

of course you know that now the spider thinks you're a plonker and will be plotting away to move ever closer to your bed. you may wake-up with it staring you in the face one morning with a grin on its. uhh.. errr face and saying "i'm bbbbaaaackkk!"

but seriously if you need spider killing i'm your gal they don't bother me really.

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 7:20 AM GMT

Name: Vanessa

After these comments, what I need is psychotherapy, not squishers! Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 1:04 PM GMT

Name: ThePimpress
Home Page: http://pimpress.com

i'm sorry, i'm being a prat. it will probably just live out it's happy little spiders life far far away from you. i'm not sure what exactly a "happy spider life" consists of though but i'm sure it won't be back invading your space.

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 2:28 PM GMT

Name: Celainn
Home Page: http://mudding.blogspot.com

Kids, spiders are our freinds! Without this icky lil creatures, we'd have a lot more ants, flys, bees, grasshoppers, and other icky creatures around. Spiders are nature's clean-up crew. Feel honored and lucky by a spider in the house. ...of course, if it's in your bed, THEN you must DESTROY!!!

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 6:20 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

I'll take my chances with the other ickies, thanks.

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 6:25 PM GMT

Name: cacoa

oh that is horrible..

Monday, 1 December 2003 - 7:42 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Both. What if there's a spider and there's no-one to smite it? What if there's a beetle?
And that 'tiny' spider photo is life-size, you know! Meeep!

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