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Saturday, 4 October 2003

Pop Quiz of the Damned

Mood:

irritated
Now Playing: Moira Jane's Cafe

Had bizarre zombie-infested nightmares, and woke up to find a cat staring at me.
The zombies were after me because I didn't know enough French, German or Physics, and right before they munched my face, they were going to take all my qualifications away. Thanks christ Vic knew some Physics, or I'd never have survived the test.
I haven't studied French, Physics or German since I was sixteen. But I've had nightmares where everything goes wrong and I lose my degree because I haven't studied them hard enough before. Perhaps at some deep level of my id, I retain some basic, chthonic knowledge that I haven't done any French, German or Physics homework for sixteen years. This, surely, could not go unpunished.

Another question solved: who hugs you awake from a nightmare? The droolingcat does. Awww.

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Saturday, 4 October 2003 - 3:10 PM BST

Name: Seanie O'Slutbus
Home Page: http://www.slutbus.com

Dearest Vanessssahhhhhhhhhhhhhr

I feel compelled to correct a glaring error in todays blog entry

You see, you wrote "deep level of my id," when the id is in fact one solitary, deep, level-less level of your conciousness

Any more of this and you will find your degree has been rescinded by the bailiff of Entwhistle Polly

Aye

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Saturday, 4 October 2003 - 4:56 PM BST

Name: Zombie
Home Page: http://Zombiesrus.com

http://help.msn.com/!data/en_us/data/Messengerv60DL.its51/$content$/dude_hug.gif

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 12:24 AM BST

Name: Vic Lezzinator
Home Page: http://jaynair.blogspot.com

Zombies and Physics all at once? I'd have been in heaven.

French and German I would have been shafted with, unless it's porn-language. Fotzer, J'arrive, Ah oui, etc...

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 12:53 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

But...but...but....I paid good money (not to mention 'favours' invovlving fish n chips) for that degree!

I deny your claims, you slutbus voyeur, you. You owe me a Guinness for that PhD.

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 1:04 AM BST

Name: Zombie defeator

grrrrr....argh....brains.....

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 1:15 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Your physics knowledge would have been invaluable, but your skills as a cunning linguist would have gotten everybody killed.

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 3:46 AM BST

Name: Vic Physicsator
Home Page: http://jaynair.blogspot.com

I've never had a word of complaint from Tess. Quite the opposite in fact...

I say very little.

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 4:13 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

She, then, is one of the infected.

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 9:00 AM BST

Name: tess

I agree, he's so bloody good it kills me every time - heaven IS a place on earth! (ok, vom bags can go away now)

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 9:01 AM BST

Name: tess

Oh, I must add, he didn't infect me at all, he kept it all to himself. And I think the syph which he contracted in Ibiza has cleared up now - hasn't it Vic?

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 7:17 PM BST

Name: Vic Syphillator
Home Page: http://jaynair.blogspot.com

Yes, mostly.

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Sunday, 5 October 2003 - 8:35 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

snigger

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