Base bodily functions
If you're of a sensitive disposition, you might like to look away now.
I've been feasting on coffee, all-bran, hot curry, raw fish and platefulls of sashimi all week.
So now I've just had the hugest poo I've ever seen, like cement. It goes beyond poo, it's probably a national security threat. Bliminy, I didn't think fish could do that! I was almost tempted to mimic Avid Merrion's coat hanger trick for a while there.
Hmmm, this blog's becoming rather base, too many purged food groups by far. I'm going to lose all my proddy readers.
Never blog after ten hours out on the piss!
Updated: Thursday, 28 August 2003 12:26 AM BST
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