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Thursday, 28 August 2003

Base bodily functions

If you're of a sensitive disposition, you might like to look away now.

I've been feasting on coffee, all-bran, hot curry, raw fish and platefulls of sashimi all week.

This is the super-spiced curry that Vic recommended I make, for added visual effect.

So now I've just had the hugest poo I've ever seen, like cement. It goes beyond poo, it's probably a national security threat. Bliminy, I didn't think fish could do that! I was almost tempted to mimic Avid Merrion's coat hanger trick for a while there.
Hmmm, this blog's becoming rather base, too many purged food groups by far. I'm going to lose all my proddy readers.
Never blog after ten hours out on the piss!

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Updated: Thursday, 28 August 2003 12:26 AM BST
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Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 1:32 AM BST

Name: Vic, just Vic.
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Can we get a before an after shot of the curry? It would complete the cycle and make me feel a lot better.
(avid) I would love to see you take a $h|t. (/fed)

Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 1:36 AM BST

Name: tess

I'm no proddy reader, but that's too much even for the catholics among us. Thank God you only posted a pic of the curry which induced the poo

Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 1:48 AM BST

Name: Andrew

Curry, cat vomit, Vanessa pooh and 10 hours of p_iss: nothing like falling back on the old staples to keep your audience interested.

Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 2:02 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

It hasn't worked for the last 32 years, thought I'd try it one last time.... :?D

Are you at work or at home? Gis a ring if you have a chance.

Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 2:03 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Yay, Tess's comments return!

Anyway, what do you mean I posted a 'before' picture? Are you sure?

Thursday, 28 August 2003 - 2:18 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Ooops, someone just rang, and I didn't get to it in time. Oh dear! I daren't ring your work if it's the middle of the night in France.

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