For months and months this blog was subject to searches for le.sb.ians pis.sing or Van.essa Bl.ue.
No longer, as lately I've been delighted by the esoteric search terms that return the hapless to this here pile of mumbling platitudes. Some of them are quite poetic in their glittering banality, as if they represent some sort of fractured attempt to find yourself through minutiae.
Recent searches leading to this blog:
- flutterings + colourful + clothes
- sarparilla drink UK
- 'the dare game' sex
- horror blog
- card index of Heidi written by Johanna Spyri
- 'the beach' 'alex garland' differences film book message
- oriental psychic readers
- belgian biscuits + kinky
- little vanessa
- chilli sauce stain carpet remove -recipe
- "i've had breast implants"
- lingerie shoot uk photography
- Helen Mirren's bra size
- Very hairy and scary girls
- Vanessa's blog
Meanwhile, on the inhospitable side of the planet, someone's been using Proxify to read my blog. I have to point out that although I have four sitemeters working on the page, I don't actually look at them much anymore (I've moved my addictions on, now, to browsing kinja, see). Even if I did read them obsessively, and thus cared, I'd have to be fifteen years more technologicallly savvy than I am to work out who you are from your IP address. There isn't oxygen enough in the world to waste on finding out how to do that.
Flattered people go to such lengths, though. You fools.