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Monday, 10 May 2004


Topic: Yidaho

For months and months this blog was subject to searches for pis.sing or Van.essa Bl.ue.
No longer, as lately I've been delighted by the esoteric search terms that return the hapless to this here pile of mumbling platitudes. Some of them are quite poetic in their glittering banality, as if they represent some sort of fractured attempt to find yourself through minutiae.

Recent searches leading to this blog:

  • flutterings + colourful + clothes
  • sarparilla drink UK
  • 'the dare game' sex
  • horror blog
  • card index of Heidi written by Johanna Spyri
  • 'the beach' 'alex garland' differences film book message
  • oriental psychic readers
  • belgian biscuits + kinky
  • little vanessa
  • chilli sauce stain carpet remove -recipe
  • "i've had breast implants"
  • lingerie shoot uk photography
  • Helen Mirren's bra size
  • Very hairy and scary girls
  • Vanessa's blog

Meanwhile, on the inhospitable side of the planet, someone's been using Proxify to read my blog. I have to point out that although I have four sitemeters working on the page, I don't actually look at them much anymore (I've moved my addictions on, now, to browsing kinja, see). Even if I did read them obsessively, and thus cared, I'd have to be fifteen years more technologicallly savvy than I am to work out who you are from your IP address. There isn't oxygen enough in the world to waste on finding out how to do that.
Flattered people go to such lengths, though. You fools.

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Monday, 10 May 2004 - 4:48 AM BST

Name: Jen
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You know, the last few days, I've been getting a proxify visitor too. Considering it's someone in the UK (where I don't personally, real-life like) *know* anyone - it's just weird.

How can hide and seek be any fun when you don't even know you're playing a game?

Monday, 10 May 2004 - 6:16 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

Duke of Ed websurfing from work? Probably looking for lesbians @#%$!.

Monday, 10 May 2004 - 8:34 AM BST

Name: Cyn
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I've been getting a Proxify person as well. I thought it was a "friend" in the US but maybe not?
Kinda creepy.

That "Heidi" search result will haunt you until the end of time...or your blog experience...which I hope isn't soon, but I digress. I get hits for stuff I wrote months ago. And no, it appears that these people are not going to get a life anytime soon (I'm one to talk). Currently it seems that my site is one of the places poor misguided spoiler-seekers wanting to know about "The Sopranos" cable television go.

Thanks for turning me on to "Kinja," btw. It's better than any other thingy I've used to keep track of my must-reads.

Monday, 10 May 2004 - 4:13 PM BST

Name: Lux
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When someone leaves a comment here, do you get their IP address? That's how you could connect them to sitemeter.

I hardly ever check my sitemeter anymore either-- just once in a while to see if anyone new has linked to me.

Monday, 10 May 2004 - 4:30 PM BST

Name: Kat
Home Page:

Horror blog? Very hairy and scary girls? Wow...

Tuesday, 11 May 2004 - 1:21 AM BST

Name: torturette
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Hmmm... does your blog really provide the answer to the age-old mystery of Helen Mirren's bra size?

Tuesday, 11 May 2004 - 6:50 AM BST

Name: Vanessa

D'you know what? It does.

(Or at least extended musings on...)

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