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Monday, 3 May 2004

Alice's Live Journal

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Topic: Vic Jameson

Very into the audio of a bank holiday.

Today was really awful.
I got out of bed really late because my alarm clock has broken and I cannot afford a new one at the moment.
I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!
I'm so sad. My kitten got run over this afternoon. I found him when I was coming home from school. His head was all squished. I took some photos. I'll miss him. Poor kitty.
Last night I had to shave my entire body.
Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda's friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I'd post pictures, but my webcam is broken.
I want to tell the world that my girlfriend Amy is the bomb! She made pizza last night, and even though I burnt my lips on the cheese, it was awesome!!!
I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have bipolar disorder, which makes me different enough to be interesting, but the same as all the other cool people with bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you who you're sexually compatible with.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with my favourite Buffy fan-fiction piece I wrote last year when I was in hospital.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 8:33 AM BST

Name: Alana
Home Page: http://www.noboys.org

YEAH.

Where's MY comments?

I don't get any fucking comments EITHER.

Sorry ass cunts.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 9:34 AM BST

Name: Ingrid
Home Page: http://meandophelia.blogspot.com

Alice, Sorry to read that you are going through such an awful time. And about your poor little kitten. You must be feeling dreadful. I've known one person with bipolar and it seems there's nothing worse than depression, you can't snap out of it or do anything to cheer yourself up.

Apart from tender loving care, no-one can really make you feel any better when you are feeling so low because the illness is due to a chemical imbalance in the brain. Medication, if taken properly, is hugely successful in keeping the brain chemicals level and balanced. There are great treatments in the form of easy to take tables that does wonders for so many people suffering from bi polar. Plus there are many support groups which help you to see that you are never alone because there are many who know exactly how you feel and what you are enduring and suffering. It helps to eat little and often and - very importantly - to keep to regular eating times. Don't skip meals. It makes the medication work more efficiently throughout each day. Sort of like how diabetics have to maintain sugar levels. And try to remember that the deep black holes you fall into are like the weather: when you are feeling so bleak, try and remember that your particular illness is like the weather - many days can be bright and sunny and life hots up and gets very energetic but sometimes it changes into cloudy days, fog descends or dark black storms loom. Eventually the storms pass and weather changes again into sunshine. Hope you get another cat to love and care for soon.

In my stats of readers I saw a link to Kinja. Clicked into it and found your digest at Kinja. Saw your blog was named Sarsparilla. Read some of the posts in your digest. And then saw some from my blog - plus one of your posts. Clicked into it and, lo and behold, here I am. I've just read your first post and glanced down your sidebar. Interesting how you've categorised your blogroll. I'll be back to catch up on your blog. Just wanted to say hi and thank you for bookmarking my blog into your digest and sidebar. Thanks again. God bless you and take good care.

PS You have two comments now! I've found it takes time to connect with readers and get into dialogue. If you visit a lot of blogs and leave comments at their blogs, they will do likewise. It's like building relationships in meatspace - it starts with little things like small talk. Plus it helps to be listed with Technorati which I use as an aggregator of the blogs that link to mine that I use daily to visit each blogger listed. Now Kinja is doing something just as neat - thanks, it's made me realise I should work on getting my Kinja digest properly sorted and visit it daily too.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 11:13 AM BST

Name: sarah
Home Page: http://nytoo.rumandmonkey.com

aa, good old R&M. So brilliantly true. That second comment there is ace too.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 11:24 AM BST

Name: billy
Home Page: http://billyworld.typepad.com/

...nostril hairs?...can lice live on nostril hairs???...you might have some plucking to do :^)...
...oh, this isn't a comment by the way so don't count it - mind you, it probably will be destroyed by your comments system anypoo :^)...

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 3:28 PM BST

Name: Jen
Home Page: http://jendomain.blogspot.com

Vanessa?

The comments are very nearly equal to the impact of the entry.

Priceless.

If you need more tips on increasing your traffic and generating more comments, drop me a note.

*rofl*********

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 4:37 PM BST

Name: Sarah
Home Page: http://www.kitchensunk.co.uk

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 5:13 PM BST

Name: chrysalis

Alice? Who the f*ck is Alice?? =)

You should leave an excerpt from Anne Frank's diary and see what kind of sympathy you garner. Maybe some tips on the proper authorities to call. Heh.

Er.......ummmmmmmm........yeah.........??

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 6:30 PM BST

Name: Winnie
Home Page: http://fastmixer.blogspot.com/

OMG!! Makes me wonder just how boring and selfish my life has become. Mother Theresa where are you when I need you.
......Or am I just that lonely?

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 7:53 PM BST

Name: Legomen
Home Page: http://legomenis.blogspot.com/

Ah, yes. :-)

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 8:53 PM BST

Name: Lux
Home Page: http://www.shylux.blogspot.com

Evil.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 9:43 PM BST

Name: Nursie
Home Page: http://muddyblog.typepad.com

Dear God,
Please destroy Livejournal and all the lil pre-teen girls with stuffed animals on their beds that use it. Thank you. Oh, and do something about Bush, while yer at it. Where "something" is an axe to the head. Amen

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 11:12 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Oh no, I feel really really bad now. Ingrid you are a lovely lovely lovely person. That blog post wasn't me, it was an automatically generated sarcastic impression of a livejournal style blog, so that I and my friends could laugh nastily at it.

Oh boy, do I feel a mean old nasty piece of work now.

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Monday, 3 May 2004 - 11:12 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

I'm going to hell, arne't I? :(

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