I'll try a meme, then, to fit in. Am I A Bloke?
1. Have You Ever Had Sex in A Public Place?
2. Have You Ever Totalled A Car?
3. Have You Ever Slept Rough?
4. Ever Stared Death In The Face?
5. Have You Ever Seen Pornography That Made You Feel Sick?
6. Have You Ever Fired A Gun?
No, but I held a loaded one to my English teacher's head in sixth form once. It felt wrong. (Does that count as 1/2?)
7. Have You Ever Slept With A Woman Heavier Than You?
8. Can You Draw A Horse?
A total of 7.5 - pretty much a bloke. That makes me equally as blokey as Mackenzie Crook and Tilesey, more blokey than Bastard Mark and exactly as blokey as Elsie.
Panic over, then. At ease.