Sarsparilla Vanilla

Wednesday, 7 April 2004

Camouflage

I'll try a meme, then, to fit in. Am I A Bloke?

1. Have You Ever Had Sex in A Public Place?
Yes. (1)

2. Have You Ever Totalled A Car?
Yes.. (1)

3. Have You Ever Slept Rough?
Yes. (1)

4. Ever Stared Death In The Face?

Yes. (1)

5. Have You Ever Seen Pornography That Made You Feel Sick?
Yes. (1)

6. Have You Ever Fired A Gun?
No, but I held a loaded one to my English teacher's head in sixth form once. It felt wrong. (Does that count as 1/2?)

7. Have You Ever Slept With A Woman Heavier Than You?
Yes. (1)

8. Can You Draw A Horse?
Yes. (1)

A total of 7.5 - pretty much a bloke. That makes me equally as blokey as Mackenzie Crook and Tilesey, more blokey than Bastard Mark and exactly as blokey as Elsie.

Panic over, then. At ease.

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Wednesday, 7 April 2004 - 6:55 PM BST

Name: lemonpillows
Home Page: http://www.lemonpillows.com

1. Yes(1) 2.No(0) 3.Yes(1) 4.Yes(1) 5.Yes(1) 6.Yes(1)(do I get an extra point for a semi-automatic??) 7.Yes(1) 8.Yes(1)

7points then (with an optional extra one for just being me). Can I join the club? :D

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Wednesday, 7 April 2004 - 6:59 PM BST

Name: Vanessa

Semi-automatic? You're just trying to out-butch me now...

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Wednesday, 7 April 2004 - 9:36 PM BST

Name: Nursie
Home Page: http://muddyblog.typepad.com

1. no 2. no 3. yes 4. yes 5. yes 6. no 7. no 8. yes
a measly 4?! Curses....

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Thursday, 8 April 2004 - 2:31 AM BST

Name: chrysalis

Hmmmmm......

All yes except #7........because.......well.......I'm partial to the menfolk. :) Something tells me the results of this test are somehow negated when taken by an American. ;)

Funny nonetheless. :)

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Thursday, 8 April 2004 - 1:03 PM BST

Name: lemonpillows
Home Page: http://www.lemonpillows.com

nope- shot a .22shotgun (and a wolther variant) and L98(the semi automatic) and another one... think it was the SA-80. I'm not cut out for guns though. Smelly and noisy things... eugh!

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