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Tuesday, 9 March 2004

Bored Now

Topic: Looby

Think I have to go into work tomorrow, whether I'm well or not, just to halt the rot of immobility that a week of staying indoors sick infects you with.

Wish the damn cat was immobile. This week, the cat has entertained me by:
1. Leaping on top of the wardrobe to destroy it. Successfully.
2. Jumping out of the window and running away.
3. Watching me scale the nearby six foot fence to look for it, when actually, it's behind me.
4. Getting lost on a ground floor windowsill and forgetting how to jump down.
5. Spending its three am time by hooking a paw into the wardrobe door, and pulling all my clothes out forcibly through the crack.
6. Jumping into the full bath.
7. Climbing inside the wardrobe, and then using claws alone to attempt a vertical scaling challenge up the face of a silk shirt.
8. Once grooming the bath water from legs is done, jumping into a full bath again. And standing in it, meowing at the plug chain.
9. Jumping into a full bath a third time. This joke can never get old, right?
10. The proper way to dry off is to curl up and sleep in a human's lap.

I need external stimulus that isn't cat related.

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Tuesday, 9 March 2004 - 5:55 PM GMT

Name: lemonpillows
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ha ha ha ha ha.... I can so imagine that.... You hiding under your duvet because it's bloody freezing, the hot water bottle is cold but you don't wanna get up and fill it again, because that involved gettin out of the warm place you call 'bed' and filling it. Willing the cat to come lay with you and warm you up.

Then it gets wet, and makes you cold. Classic. One reason I'd never have cats.

"The proper way to dry off is to curl up and sleep in a human's lap."

Now I *like* that idea..... *wonders how she can drop it into casual conversation with sexy laydeeeeee*

Tuesday, 9 March 2004 - 7:10 PM GMT

Name: Nursie
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That's why i don't have OUTSIDE cats. I thought cats hated water?
I'm all wet. Can I I've degraded myself enough today.

Tuesday, 9 March 2004 - 8:34 PM GMT

Name: Cyn
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Fecking cat.
Amusing little bugger though--at least if one doesn't live with "it."
Think I would have drowned it on it's third dip in the bath.

Tuesday, 9 March 2004 - 9:59 PM GMT

Name: Kat
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It does a cat good to get a "real" bath with water yearly or so. It makes their fur feel even softer. Your cat must be incredibly soft by now.

That sounds kinda sexy, don't it?

Wednesday, 10 March 2004 - 3:52 AM GMT

Name: belle
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I recommend cat bootcamp. with or with out minnie driver.

Wednesday, 10 March 2004 - 12:22 PM GMT

Name: JL
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I somehow feel like you are on a cat's version of the Truman Show. Look around, see if you can find the cameras.
Ever see strange cats jump out at you like they're trying to steal the limelight?

Wednesday, 10 March 2004 - 12:40 PM GMT

Name: The Rev
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I'll trade my rats and raccoons in the walls (it's mating season... do you know what sounds they make? How avid they are about mating at 3am? I DO) for your somewhat insane feline.

Wednesday, 10 March 2004 - 1:48 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Ew! That's disgusting!

Thursday, 11 March 2004 - 3:55 AM GMT

Name: cacoa

doll the cat up..seriously, dye its fur, add mascara to its wiskers..

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