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Sunday, 29 February 2004

New Belle on the Block

Topic: Vic Jameson
Every time I read Just Pop It In, I squirt my pants laughing. Something about the scurrilous, wicked, wanton repetition of the c-word gets me giggling like there's a slug in my socks. Even better, Charlene's been stalking me, much as I'd hoped to stalk many of you, and has discovered my true identity:

? ?going to London to see my eldest - I decide to play safe and walk. Nice one, old tart fitted out with good walking shoes in amongst the many and varied tourists trekking through each others photo-shoots. There I am, not far off Westminster Abbey minding my own when this hairy 6' something 16 stone

(though he would say 183cm 97Kilo - and don't even think of reaching for your calculator to check my conversion 'cos I am old enough to remember when conversion was the real thing - yeah Towns Gas to North Sea Gas!)

ploughs into me while chasing after a bus.

Now I had thought in my mind's eye (mind's eye?? oh well) that Vanessa was a svelte, chic London Dolly Bird ( ouch - that may not go down well - but I am thinking praise here ) but I was pulled up short, after all - I only read her blog. I mean ? was he Vanessa? I only assume that she... and this hairy flying twat did say something like "..'king blog.." in hefty mid-european. I mean was he - her ? and did he/her recognise me/me or I am displaying that country yokel thing that everybody in London knows everybody else? or did those Tequila's the night before remove the last neurons in my head?? ?

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Updated: Saturday, 28 February 2004 8:46 PM GMT
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Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 8:03 PM GMT

Name: JL
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I'm confused.

I thought you were a hairy, six foot something, twelve stone mid-European bloke with a mild case of gender confusion.

Are you saying you're not? Next you'll be saying that Vanessa isn't your real name.

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 8:43 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Bah, calumny. Character assassination. I shall be writing a stiffly worded letter to an Australian local newspaper about you. ;)

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 9:04 PM GMT

Name: Winnie
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Hah! Squirting. I not only do that when I laugh, sneezing also causes me to become a water cannon.
And by the way, I also thought she was talking about you at first. But then I realized the description and the mirror projects had nothing in common. It is confusing though.

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 9:37 PM GMT

Name: JL
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Sure, write to the papers. The Aussies just love stories about hairy, six foot something, twelve stone mid-European blokes.


And as I am not in Australia you're hollow threats have me shivering in me bunny slippers.

Sh*t. I meant boots. Yeah... boots.

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 9:39 PM GMT

Name: JL
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Argh...lag...dialup...timeout...double post...argh...

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 10:15 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

Ooops. I'll delete one of em.

< sniggers at bunny slippers >

Sunday, 29 February 2004 - 10:59 PM GMT

Name: JL
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I'll have you know that my bunny slippers were army boots in a former life.

They may be cute and fluffy, with floppy ears right now, but.........


Monday, 1 March 2004 - 1:20 AM GMT

Name: Nursie
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Bet you thought you'd never see "dolly bird" and "hairy flying @#%$!" in the same post.

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