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Wednesday, 18 February 2004

Obvious NoseJobs

Topic: LondonLifer
It irritates me. When movie stars have perfect noses ... just fourinches too smallfor their faces. Otherwise physically perfect, these midget noses make their eyes and cheeks look like satellite dishes. In a worst case scenario I'm irredeemably reminded of a beautiful woman morphing slowly into a boxer dog. What's wrong with a normal sized nose, anyway?

The Worst Defamers of the Pert Nostril

5. Kate Hudson
4. Gwyneth Paltrow
3. Keira Knightley
2. Charlize Theron
1. Julianne Moore

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Thursday, 19 February 2004 - 7:55 PM GMT

Name: emma
Home Page: http://emmaswords.blogspot.com/

I am so with you on this one! Even when I have kind of a small nose myself, it is not THAT small (and not perfect either...)

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Thursday, 19 February 2004 - 8:41 PM GMT

Name: Fi
Home Page: http://scorpiogirl.co.nz

For some reason Keira Knightley really gets on my nerves. I can't explain it.

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Monday, 23 February 2004 - 8:37 PM GMT

Name: Vanessa

I heard on the radio today that she's the fourth richest teen in the UK, and made 4 million pounds this year. That's pretty irritating. (apologies to american readers, who have a cultural duty to celebrate success and entrepreneurial verve - here in the UK, we're encouraged to whisper, snicker and count the days till the downfall).

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