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All shall Hail to the Might of Lord Haxxor........


Note: Yes I realize this is quite lengthy, read it anyway. It's well worth your time. Oh and if your wondering how I know some of the stuff below, well, I am "Nova, King of Ownage." This is all the answer you shall ever need. Take notes, don't ask questions....




Lord Haxx0r: Hail.
Pancakes361: ummm hi
Pancakes361: who is this
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxx0r.
Pancakes361: whats your real name
Lord Haxx0r: Lord Haxxor.
Pancakes361: im about to leave this convo...who are u
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
Lord Haxx0r: What have the other mortals deemed you?
Pancakes361: what?
Lord Haxx0r: Your given designation is Newbzor 52421 but what is your chosen name?
Pancakes361: ok. since your not gunna tell me ok....let me ask you a different name....what is YOUR chosen nam
Pancakes361: e
Pancakes361: way*
Lord Haxx0r: Lord Haxxor.
Pancakes361: OMG!
Lord Haxx0r: My given name is Spar two down messenger four.
Lord Haxx0r: But due to my current ranking my title and name is therefore that of Lord Haxxor.
Pancakes361: okay....i dont know you so ima go now k? take care
Lord Haxx0r: You should take care mortal. Your mortal life shall end within the next two decades. And as things stand you shall spend the remainder of eternity in Hades lower realms.
Pancakes361: no im. saved thank you
Lord Haxx0r: Think yourself over, Newbzor 52421.
Lord Haxx0r: And you shall see the truth of all things available to mortals.
Pancakes361: whats the heck are you talking about? who are you and how did u get my screen name?
Lord Haxx0r: I know all mortal.
Pancakes361: welll one thing, i dont appreciate u telling me that im going to hell when i know im not
Lord Haxx0r: I told you nothing. The mortal mind shall comprehend nothing. But within the next two decades you shall perish and spend eternity within the lower realms of Hades kingdom.
Pancakes361: okay...i dont get you
Pancakes361: adios
Lord Haxx0r: Farewell mortal, may Hades have some mercy on your soul.
Pancakes361: would u quit with the hades stuff
Lord Haxx0r: Hades shall not quit with you mortal.
Pancakes361: who the heck is hades?
Lord Haxx0r: Hades is one of the brothers of Zeus. The ruler of the underworld. He holds the souls of the damned.
Pancakes361: ummm, okay im sorry i dont believe in the stuff
Lord Haxx0r: You shall believe one day, mortal.
Pancakes361: im sorry i wont
Lord Haxx0r: When you perish from the sands of the third rock, you shall know.
Pancakes361: im sorry, i believe in one and only God
Pancakes361: and i know im going to heaven
Lord Haxx0r: Then you are decieved mortal.
Pancakes361: i WILL NOT perish
Pancakes361: iv ebeen saved
Lord Haxx0r: You've been saved. In what you believe to be righteousness. Things are not always as they seem mortal. You would do best to re-think.
Pancakes361: im not gunna rethink what i believe
Lord Haxx0r: You do not have to re-think.
Lord Haxx0r: In the next two decades you shall believe what you do. Then when your meager life comes to an untimely end, you shall know.
Pancakes361: u say you know all mortal?
Pancakes361: then whats my name
Lord Haxx0r: Newbzor 52421
Pancakes361: no it isnt
Lord Haxx0r: Yes it is.
Pancakes361: no its not
Lord Haxx0r: Yes it is.
Pancakes361: what religion are you, do u have one?
Lord Haxx0r: The Gospel of Lord Haxxor.
Lord Haxx0r: I am an immortal, therefore it speaks for it self human.
Pancakes361: why are you sending other people our convo
Lord Haxx0r: You are foolish mortal.
Lord Haxx0r: Newbzor 52421, do you call yourself Angelina?
Pancakes361: you probably learned m y name from this girl i just talked to
Lord Haxx0r: Who are you speaking with mortal?
Pancakes361: a girl i met
Pancakes361: she is talking to you too
Pancakes361: she is trying to figure out who u are
Lord Haxx0r: Many humans speak with me seeking my knowledge mortal.
Pancakes361: like i am
Lord Haxx0r: That mortal does not know your name.
Pancakes361: yes she duz
Pancakes361: i told her
Lord Haxx0r: Do you really think she would give information to me?
Pancakes361: i dont
Pancakes361: know
Pancakes361: how else would you kow my name
Lord Haxx0r: It doesn't make mortal sense.
Lord Haxx0r: If she wishes to know who I am, why would she disclose information to me.
Pancakes361: look i dont know how you got my screen name or how you know my name, but your really scaring me
Pancakes361: mira, mejor no voy hablar ingles....porque asi no puedes comunicarte conmigo
Lord Haxx0r: Mortal, I can communicate with you, if you like it or not. Doesn't matter if you speak English or not.
Pancakes361: entonces hay q ver lo q puedes decirme
Lord Haxx0r: You do not need to see what I can say to you.
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor, and that is all.
Pancakes361: te pido q me digas como recibiste my nombre de linea
Pancakes361: mi*
Lord Haxx0r: No mortal, I choose not to speak to you as you speak to me.
Pancakes361: thats not what i sed
Pancakes361: te pido q me digas como recibiste my nombre de linea
Lord Haxx0r: You are very stupid?Yes.
Pancakes361: no, thats not what i sed
Lord Haxx0r: I do not choose to speak to you in any such manner.
Lord Haxx0r: And you need to very well inprove your fluency.
Pancakes361: i didnt ask for u to speak to me in any kind of manner
Pancakes361: oh realy?
Pancakes361: spanish was my is my first language
Lord Haxx0r: Now you will say you are fluent.
Lord Haxx0r: Precisely.
Lord Haxx0r: Your first language. But it is not your last.
Lord Haxx0r: I shall speak to you later mortal.
Pancakes361: im not sure about that
Lord Haxx0r: Hello again Newbzor 52421. How are things in Norman?
Pancakes361: what?
Lord Haxx0r: Hello again Newbzor 52421. How are things in Norman?
Pancakes361: how do u know where i live
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
Lord Haxx0r: The president of your mortal learning center, Newbzor 23541, Tyler, shall die in a car accident in thirty years.
Pancakes361: oh really?
Lord Haxx0r: This is correct.
Pancakes361: ok
Pancakes361: how am i gunna die? huh?
Lord Haxx0r: I cannot see that clearly at this time mortal.
Pancakes361: haha, ok
Lord Haxx0r: You have had a lot of change in your life, it is difficult to forsee all things.
Pancakes361: how do u know what changes ive been through...u dont know anything about me
Lord Haxx0r: I know nothing, yet at times I know all.
Pancakes361: um
Pancakes361: yeah
Pancakes361: ok




QUIKboardfreak90: hey lord dickwad!
QUIKboardfreak90: leave pancakes alone
Lord Haxx0r: Hail mortal.
QUIKboardfreak90: she asked u nicely so fuck off
QUIKboardfreak90: prick
Lord Haxx0r: What do these words mean, mortal?
QUIKboardfreak90: youre stupid if youre just tryin to get on peoples nervers
Lord Haxx0r: Nervers?
QUIKboardfreak90: you know damn good and well fuckbag
QUIKboardfreak90: lay off
Lord Haxx0r: I cannot lay foolish mortal. I am immortal and contain no substance.
Lord Haxx0r: Mortal, please refrain from speaking to me in languages even an immortal cannot stand and continue to politicaly advise your learning center as one of its so called presidents.
QUIKboardfreak90: lay off pancakes then
QUIKboardfreak90: and ill leave you alone
QUIKboardfreak90: and we can all go about our own lives
Lord Haxx0r: You shall have no life in thirty years mortal.
Lord Haxx0r: You are destined to die in a car accident.
QUIKboardfreak90: i know youre immortal and all powerful, but we are to infernal too understand you
QUIKboardfreak90: ok?
Lord Haxx0r: I realize this mortal.
QUIKboardfreak90: than please understand our inferiorness and leave us alone
QUIKboardfreak90: we will take whatever punishment you have planned for us
Lord Haxx0r: I have no plans. Those are the dealings of the fates. I can simply see the threads of life as is.
QUIKboardfreak90: ok
QUIKboardfreak90: lord haxxor
QUIKboardfreak90: are we in agreement then?
Lord Haxx0r: This is good.
Lord Haxx0r: You are worthy. Angelina is not.
QUIKboardfreak90: thank you lord haxxor
QUIKboardfreak90: please leave her alone though
QUIKboardfreak90: our deal was made
QUIKboardfreak90: and she was inclued
Lord Haxx0r: Thus it shall be.
QUIKboardfreak90: thank you lord haxxor
QUIKboardfreak90: i will bow down to only you




Lord Haxx0r: Hail.
ima bigkid nows5:
Lord Haxx0r: Have you lost your voice mortal?
ima bigkid nows5: what do you want?
Lord Haxx0r: Your soul.
ima bigkid nows5: no
Lord Haxx0r: Yes.
ima bigkid nows5: no
Lord Haxx0r: "Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized."
ima bigkid nows5: no yours
Lord Haxx0r: I have no mother, foolish mortal.
ima bigkid nows5: omg u r so lame
Lord Haxx0r: One who dwells within the confines of mortality should not speak of faults to one as divine as myself.
ima bigkid nows5:
Lord Haxx0r: Have you lost your voice mortal?
Lord Haxx0r: Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
ima bigkid nows5: omg u r so stupid
ima bigkid nows5: seriously who r u?
Lord Haxx0r: Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no
Lord Haxx0r: Yes
ima bigkid nows5: i know ur not so just give it up
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: whatever u want to play a little game and pretend ur Lord Haxxor go ahead but i don't believe you
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: just stop saying that because i know ur not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: ur trying to bug me and its not working
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: ur not bugging me
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: still not
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5:
Lord Haxx0r: Have you lost your voice mortal?
ima bigkid nows5: have u lost yours
Lord Haxx0r: I have no voice mortal.
Lord Haxx0r: For I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: o so u have lost ur voice i see
Lord Haxx0r: No voice to lose mortal.
ima bigkid nows5: right u just r saying that
ima bigkid nows5: cuz u don't want to be embarassed
Lord Haxx0r: You shall die alone mortal.
ima bigkid nows5: u r alone
ima bigkid nows5: lol
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: so u r alone
ima bigkid nows5: lame
Lord Haxx0r: I am alone, and yet I am not.
ima bigkid nows5: u r alone
Lord Haxx0r: I am nothing, I am everything.
Lord Haxx0r: I am ally to none, nightmare to you.
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: riiiiiiight
ima bigkid nows5: speachless
Lord Haxx0r: The spelling of mortal's is outlandish.
ima bigkid nows5: seriously really who r u?
ima bigkid nows5: and don't say Lord Haxxor
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.




ima bigkid nows5: no talking to me anymore
ima bigkid nows5: helllo??
Lord Haxx0r: Grettings Mortal.
ima bigkid nows5: whats ur name?
ima bigkid nows5: seriously
ima bigkid nows5: please tell me?
Lord Haxx0r: Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: and not lord haxxor
ima bigkid nows5: ur real name
ima bigkid nows5: ?
Lord Haxx0r: Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: no seriously
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: come on what is ur real name
ima bigkid nows5: please tell me
Lord Haxx0r: I am Lord Haxxor.
ima bigkid nows5: yeah w/e
ima bigkid nows5:
Lord Haxx0r: Have you lost your voice mortal?
ima bigkid nows5: have u lost urs?
Lord Haxx0r: Mortal I have never had a voice to lose.
ima bigkid nows5: yeah right
Lord Haxx0r: Beings of divine status have other ways to express our feelings and thoughts.
ima bigkid nows5: yeah riiiiiiiight
Lord Haxx0r: Yes, this is right.
ima bigkid nows5: y did u im mark?
ima bigkid nows5: /how do u know him?
Lord Haxx0r: Are you referring to Newbzor 210523?
ima bigkid nows5: yeah whatever?
Lord Haxx0r: I know all.
ima bigkid nows5: w/e




guitar roxg13: hi
Lord Haxx0r: Hail.
Lord Haxx0r: How are you doing Newbzor 256251?
Lord Haxx0r: Have you had an encounter with Newbzor 210523 as pre determined?
guitar roxg13: huh?
Lord Haxx0r: The one you deem mark.
guitar roxg13: how do u know my new sn?
Lord Haxx0r: I suspect the intamacy is starting to rise, as is predestined by fate, but that may take decades as I have stated.
guitar roxg13: no
Lord Haxx0r: I know all I wish to reveal mortal.
guitar roxg13: okay?
Lord Haxx0r: Okay.




superfruit361: Hello Mortal.
Lord Haxx0r: Hail.
superfruit361: Why do you say this mortal?
Lord Haxx0r: You greeted me, therefore I greeted you.
superfruit361: Thank You mortal.
superfruit361: You're garciousness is appreciated.
Lord Haxx0r: Your punctuation is very incorrect.
superfruit361: I am aware of this.
superfruit361: Communication is difficult for me at this time.
Lord Haxx0r: Mortal's such as yourself would do well not to consume foreign substances.
superfruit361: You may joke, but I am no mortal.
Lord Haxx0r: I do not joke mortal. I am Lord Haxxor.
superfruit361: Your punctuation is also is incorrect Haxxor.
Lord Haxx0r: That is not possible. But as irony would have it, you made several errors in telling me thus.
superfruit361: How did you acquire the title of Lord Haxxor?
Lord Haxx0r: Through knowledge and power, as all things are aquired.
superfruit361: As I said, it is difficult for me to communicate at this time.
superfruit361: I see Haxxor.
superfruit361: Where do you currently reside?
Lord Haxx0r: Anywhere and nowhere. I will enlighten you no further.
superfruit361: Thank You for what you have rovided Haxxor, I currently reside nowhere, such as yourself.
superfruit361: I am sorry for my flaw, I am havving trouble with this new language.
Lord Haxx0r: I would venture to say that you do in fact reside somewhere. Possibly within Norman. I perceive most of the inferior who contact me as coming from this place. Though this information may be incorrect, I do not cleary know as of yet.
superfruit361: Who do you have contact with in this place you call Norman Haxxor?
Lord Haxx0r: All.
superfruit361: All is who?
Lord Haxx0r: You should know.
superfruit361: Knowing is not of me Haxxor, as you should know.
superfruit361: I must leave you at this time.
superfruit361: We will communicate again soon.
Lord Haxx0r: Farewell mortal.
superfruit361: What time would you propose Haxxor?
superfruit361: This time is not of my world you see, I am still adjusting.
Lord Haxx0r: Whenever it is that you find my presence.
superfruit361: I will soon contact you, Farewell.
superfruit361 signed off at 10:04:39 PM.





guitar roxg13: stop iming people that dont know you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Haxx0r: Do you know me?
guitar roxg13: NO
Lord Haxx0r: If not, then you are breaking your own rule.
guitar roxg13: ur the one iming people that dont know who u r and being plain mean!
Lord Haxx0r: I am not being harsh in any way mortal.
guitar roxg13: YES YOU R
Lord Haxx0r: How so?
guitar roxg13: YOURE NOT TELLING WHO YOU REALLY TRULY ARE
guitar roxg13: AND I KNOW UR NOT LORD HAXXOR
Lord Haxx0r: I speak only truths mortal.
guitar roxg13: NO YOU DON'T
guitar roxg13 signed off at 7:08:05 PM.




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