Lol this is when chat n00bs are ghey... "WHO AM I" stfu N00BS!##%@ Her font was ghey... so had to change the BG sorry
Cowboyzbabe289: hey chris! Bardock Z 2000: hey lauren! Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: whats goin down in chris town Bardock Z 2000: (w0rd) Bardock Z 2000: well... nothing! I just took a nap... ate a sandwhich and got online Cowboyzbabe289: sounds hot Bardock Z 2000: ... you ARE lauren arent you? Cowboyzbabe289: ....yes Bardock Z 2000: your font is all... screwy.... Cowboyzbabe289: sorry Bardock Z 2000: say something lauren will say Bardock Z 2000: YOUR TEST IS NOW Cowboyzbabe289: the cheese is always twice the fencepost! Bardock Z 2000: ok ya Bardock Z 2000: lauren get off the drugs Bardock Z 2000: ..... this is your intervention Cowboyzbabe289: no Bardock Z 2000: DO IT Bardock Z 2000: dont make me take them away from you! Cowboyzbabe289: ok Bardock Z 2000: if you truely are lauren what hour do you see me every day in Cowboyzbabe289: 5th Bardock Z 2000: whos the teacher and who do you sit behind Bardock Z 2000: thats a thing only LAUREN would know.... *eyes look around* if you REALLY are her dah dah daaah Cowboyzbabe289: u still remember that Bardock Z 2000: remember what? Cowboyzbabe289: that saying Bardock Z 2000: no.... i just made it up on the fly Bardock Z 2000: is it something ive said before? Cowboyzbabe289: i think so Cowboyzbabe289: it sounds very familiar Bardock Z 2000: i use the dah dah daaah thing like.... every day Bardock Z 2000: anyway whats going on? Cowboyzbabe289: stuff what else Bardock Z 2000: the usual stuff Bardock Z 2000: ? Cowboyzbabe289: so i can see u right now Cowboyzbabe289: through ur window Bardock Z 2000: ..... you sound like my exgirlfriend.... she creeped me out... Cowboyzbabe289: ...well im not her..... Cowboyzbabe289: or am i Bardock Z 2000: dah dah daaah Cowboyzbabe289: yeah yeah Bardock Z 2000: ya... anyway... Bardock Z 2000: FLASHLIGHTS Cowboyzbabe289: ok Bardock Z 2000: ah hah Bardock Z 2000: who are you Cowboyzbabe289: :-\ Cowboyzbabe289: lauren! who else Bardock Z 2000: ....... we all know what lauren would say if i said flashlights Bardock Z 2000: the jig is up Cowboyzbabe289: i love flashlights Bardock Z 2000: nope Bardock Z 2000: tell me who you are >< Cowboyzbabe289: its glakin Bardock Z 2000: glakin? Cowboyzbabe289: yes my middleeastern bf Bardock Z 2000: i swear you arent lauren Bardock Z 2000: you sound more like evonne or rachel Cowboyzbabe289: yeah ii am Cowboyzbabe289: so...... Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: i guess i cant complain..... whoever you are... im bored out of my wits Cowboyzbabe289: cool Cowboyzbabe289: b Cowboyzbabe289: beans Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: thats on radio free rosco... Cowboyzbabe289: what r u talkin about Bardock Z 2000: "cool beans" Bardock Z 2000: some chick on radio free rosco says it all the time Cowboyzbabe289: ok:-\ Cowboyzbabe289: if say so Bardock Z 2000: where did you pick it up? Cowboyzbabe289: the store Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: thats an odd place Bardock Z 2000: to pick up cool beans Bardock Z 2000: lol.... i feel like embarrassing myself on dance dance revolution Bardock Z 2000: hmmmm Cowboyzbabe289: go ahead Bardock Z 2000: ever played? Cowboyzbabe289: yep Bardock Z 2000: where at? Cowboyzbabe289: i m so good at it Cowboyzbabe289: my hizouse Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: do you know andy stevenson? Bardock Z 2000: he is amazing at it Bardock Z 2000: can get 200 perfect conbos Bardock Z 2000: erm combos Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: and then i tried Bardock Z 2000: and got a 3 COMBO Bardock Z 2000: OMG!! Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: do you like coldplay.... Cowboyzbabe289: sure Bardock Z 2000: do you even know who coldplay is? Cowboyzbabe289: yeah Cowboyzbabe289: gwneth platrow married the lead singer Bardock Z 2000: thats a weird name Cowboyzbabe289: well u kno whta i mean Bardock Z 2000: if i pretend i knew what you meant would it make you feel better lol Cowboyzbabe289: yeah Bardock Z 2000: ok Bardock Z 2000: i know exactly Bardock Z 2000: what you mean Cowboyzbabe289: good Bardock Z 2000: good Cowboyzbabe289: so... Bardock Z 2000: ... not much.... i have a boring life Cowboyzbabe289: i dont hahhahahhah! jk Cowboyzbabe289: no i m not Cowboyzbabe289: yes i am Bardock Z 2000: lol wtf Bardock Z 2000: are you talking about?! Cowboyzbabe289: i cant frcide Bardock Z 2000: i cant frcide either Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: what ever Bardock Z 2000: lol i should put you on my site Cowboyzbabe289: craker Bardock Z 2000: you're really funny right now Cowboyzbabe289: what kind of site Bardock Z 2000: www.pwncomics.com Cowboyzbabe289: thats a great honor Bardock Z 2000: i work with some other d00d Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: everyone at school knows about the site Bardock Z 2000: somehow Bardock Z 2000: its spread Cowboyzbabe289: yeah Cowboyzbabe289: how cool Bardock Z 2000: yup... street cred yo Bardock Z 2000: work Bardock Z 2000: erm word Cowboyzbabe289: ya boi Bardock Z 2000: anyway Bardock Z 2000: read all the comics Bardock Z 2000: go on Bardock Z 2000: do it! Cowboyzbabe289: ok i did Cowboyzbabe289: it was sensationable Cowboyzbabe289: it made me weak Cowboyzbabe289: cuz it was awsome Bardock Z 2000: dont strain a reading muscle there... lol Bardock Z 2000: it was like......... awesome........... Cowboyzbabe289: 2 late Cowboyzbabe289: ooowwww it hurts Bardock Z 2000: ... HURRY GO PLAY SOME HALO! Bardock Z 2000: HURRY Bardock Z 2000: IT COULD BECOME SERIOUS Cowboyzbabe289: what ok Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: im kidding Cowboyzbabe289: no u mot Cowboyzbabe289: not Bardock Z 2000: no i am Cowboyzbabe289: r u sure Bardock Z 2000: i is sure Cowboyzbabe289: no Bardock Z 2000: maybe! Cowboyzbabe289: craker Cowboyzbabe289: on the west side Cowboyzbabe289: yo Bardock Z 2000: w0rd Bardock Z 2000: ya... Cowboyzbabe289: to ur mother Bardock Z 2000: but seriously... if you have halo 2.... go play xbox live Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: ok Cowboyzbabe289: i dont Bardock Z 2000: well..... Bardock Z 2000: then... go play your gamecube! Bardock Z 2000: lol gamecube Cowboyzbabe289: ok i will Bardock Z 2000: hahaha gamecube nerd Bardock Z 2000: lolz Cowboyzbabe289: thats me Bardock Z 2000: .... my sister is a gamecube nerd Bardock Z 2000: she has teh resedent evil games! Cowboyzbabe289: cool Cowboyzbabe289: yo Bardock Z 2000: stop while you're ahead Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: ahead of u Bardock Z 2000: you know.... you take things way too seriously Cowboyzbabe289: no i dont Bardock Z 2000: well.... you arent lauren Bardock Z 2000: so im trying to figure out Bardock Z 2000: whos someone serious... Bardock Z 2000: .... hmmm Cowboyzbabe289: its ryan golkhe! me and lauren r going out Cowboyzbabe289: JK JK JK JK NO WAY Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: would be fine by me? Cowboyzbabe289: ok Bardock Z 2000: hes a cool kid Cowboyzbabe289: well hes not for me Cowboyzbabe289: maybe for you Cowboyzbabe289: jk Bardock Z 2000: i dont swing that way Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: r u sure Bardock Z 2000: im sure Bardock Z 2000: trust me Bardock Z 2000: if i did Cowboyzbabe289: ok whatever Bardock Z 2000: i would homeschoo. Bardock Z 2000: erm homeschool Bardock Z 2000: or commit suicide Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: so if you arent lauren Bardock Z 2000: who are you Bardock Z 2000: ............ this is ganna drive me nuts Cowboyzbabe289: its ur mom Cowboyzbabe289: ahahahaha Bardock Z 2000: cus anything i say could jepertise for gossip! Bardock Z 2000: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Cowboyzbabe289: so true Cowboyzbabe289: but if u play ur cards right then ill tell u:-* Bardock Z 2000: you people and your gossip just cause more problems Cowboyzbabe289: right Bardock Z 2000: i dont have cards =( Bardock Z 2000: *cries* Cowboyzbabe289: its a metaphor Bardock Z 2000: ... and that my friend is called sarcastic Bardock Z 2000: or wait.... Bardock Z 2000: no its not sarcastic.... Bardock Z 2000: its just joking around Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: you arent at laurens house... since... your profile and fonts are different Bardock Z 2000: you must be a hacker! Bardock Z 2000: HACKER Bardock Z 2000: !!! Bardock Z 2000: HACKER Cowboyzbabe289: yes i am a hacker chris Bardock Z 2000: ok... that rules out hacker Bardock Z 2000: cus i never give out my name online Cowboyzbabe289: ok Bardock Z 2000: grandpa.... is that you? Cowboyzbabe289: yes Cowboyzbabe289: hey sonny Bardock Z 2000: listen.... if you're a chick ill never guess cus i dont know very many chicks because im a nerd... know duh Cowboyzbabe289: oh Bardock Z 2000: i know like... 2 chicks personally.... so.... give it up lol Cowboyzbabe289: thats sad Bardock Z 2000: not really Bardock Z 2000: i chose to be a nerd Bardock Z 2000: and thats who i am Bardock Z 2000: we all chose our own path.... Cowboyzbabe289: i chose to be a..... Cowboyzbabe289: Do you have a life? Bardock Z 2000: ya? Cowboyzbabe289: what are you doing tonight? Bardock Z 2000: nothing tonight... too icy Cowboyzbabe289: I see Cowboyzbabe289: well me and Evonne and Vlad and Andrew are going to have an orgy outside Bardock Z 2000: thats great.... i dont go to orgys.... because they are disgusting Cowboyzbabe289: sure they are Cowboyzbabe289: you KNOW you'd LOVE to have an orgy with Vlad and Andrew!!! Bardock Z 2000: NO Bardock Z 2000: god.... Cowboyzbabe289: Yes, you know you want to Bardock Z 2000: i dont even know them Cowboyzbabe289: That's the point Cowboyzbabe289: they know you Bardock Z 2000: besides... im not gay Cowboyzbabe289: Well they're dikes so it's ok Bardock Z 2000: ... Bardock Z 2000: im not even going to reply with that Cowboyzbabe289: Yes you are Cowboyzbabe289: Ok here's Lauren back Bardock Z 2000: .... Bardock Z 2000: who the crap are you Cowboyzbabe289: glakin Bardock Z 2000: nah Bardock Z 2000: i know glakin Bardock Z 2000: hes cool.... you're not him Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: who DOESNT know glakin Cowboyzbabe289: well how old am i Bardock Z 2000: 14 Cowboyzbabe289: wrong! Cowboyzbabe289: imposter Bardock Z 2000: well.... since im 1 year older then everyone in 9th grade Bardock Z 2000: and i dont know you Bardock Z 2000: it was a hypothesis ooo big word Cowboyzbabe289: u dont know everybody! Cowboyzbabe289: glakin goes to ohio state university Bardock Z 2000: not the glakin i know Cowboyzbabe289: o ok Cowboyzbabe289: well Cowboyzbabe289: i can see you! Bardock Z 2000: LIES Bardock Z 2000: i have my blinds closed lol Cowboyzbabe289: no u dont Bardock Z 2000: no... i really do lol Cowboyzbabe289: right Bardock Z 2000: Homanji Porkchoppy Mcmooch.... Cowboyzbabe289: thats what i had for lunch Bardock Z 2000: you had HOMANJI Bardock Z 2000: OMG POOR GUY Cowboyzbabe289: yeah Cowboyzbabe289: who said i was a guy? Bardock Z 2000: he doesnt speak a bit of english Cowboyzbabe289: i ate him Bardock Z 2000: and you attacked him and cut him into pieces and pwnd him? Cowboyzbabe289: yes i pwnd him Cowboyzbabe289: for hours Cowboyzbabe289: untill he was very sore Bardock Z 2000: ..... Bardock Z 2000: nub..... Cowboyzbabe289: gub Bardock Z 2000: you sound so immature Cowboyzbabe289: thanks Bardock Z 2000: so hmm Bardock Z 2000: whos a chick... thats immature Bardock Z 2000: and sounds like shes still in 8th grade sex ed.... Cowboyzbabe289: im from russia Bardock Z 2000: ms nans steps class? Cowboyzbabe289: no Bardock Z 2000: ok Bardock Z 2000: nm.... Cowboyzbabe289: i just moved here from Yugoslavia Bardock Z 2000: .... Bardock Z 2000: thats not in russia Cowboyzbabe289: well im russian Cowboyzbabe289: da Bardock Z 2000: Yugoslavia is a 3rd world country Bardock Z 2000: COUNTRY Cowboyzbabe289: not anymore Bardock Z 2000: ive never seen a country in a country Cowboyzbabe289: well now you've seen everything! Bardock Z 2000: no Bardock Z 2000: theres still alot to see Cowboyzbabe289: :-* Bardock Z 2000: )6_2)_8_9_1=13 replace the _ with plus minus multiply or divide Bardock Z 2000: erm (6_2) Cowboyzbabe289: r u tryin to tel me somethin Cowboyzbabe289: divide! dah Cowboyzbabe289: *duh Bardock Z 2000: no.... im not flirting with you n00b cus i have no idea who you are i just meant i havent seen all of what life is all about Bardock Z 2000: ok you arent evonne Bardock Z 2000: .... Cowboyzbabe289: really Bardock Z 2000: the correct answer was (6*2)-8+9/1=13 Cowboyzbabe289: so watcha wearing Cowboyzbabe289: ok thanks Bardock Z 2000: clothes Bardock Z 2000: .... Cowboyzbabe289: hum... *imagines* Bardock Z 2000: .... Cowboyzbabe289: not talking Bardock Z 2000: ya i can talk Bardock Z 2000: whenever i do a "..." it means.... what you said was gay and not worth replying to Cowboyzbabe289: well too bad Bardock Z 2000: listen did you get on laurens aim to try and get info out of me that you could use against me.... OR did you just get on to mess with me Bardock Z 2000: because either one is not bugging me Bardock Z 2000: so im logging off soon Bardock Z 2000: tell me who you are Cowboyzbabe289: no please im lonely Bardock Z 2000: well... guys dont like the slutty type flirt... some do but most dont Bardock Z 2000: it freaks em out Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: if you want a tip... try to make them feel like they did most the work of coaxing you Bardock Z 2000: to try and get their confidence up Bardock Z 2000: so when you break up Bardock Z 2000: then it wont be as bad Bardock Z 2000: just a tip Cowboyzbabe289: cool ill remember that always Bardock Z 2000: good... but dont do a "omg stupid" thing Bardock Z 2000: cus guys hate that Cowboyzbabe289: ok thanks Bardock Z 2000: just be yourself BUT if you know they like you dont lay it out there... Bardock Z 2000: if you act stupid flirting guys will think you are a retard Cowboyzbabe289: thank you so much Bardock Z 2000: ya no problem Bardock Z 2000: girls have it easy Bardock Z 2000: they just wait for guys... Cowboyzbabe289: yep Bardock Z 2000: we actually have to build up courage Bardock Z 2000: then if we get hurt it hurts Bardock Z 2000: badly Cowboyzbabe289: Lauren asked out corban in the 6th grade! Bardock Z 2000: lol i thought he did Cowboyzbabe289: and he said yes! Cowboyzbabe289: no not the first time Bardock Z 2000: heheh Bardock Z 2000: her and corban i swear... they are perfect Cowboyzbabe289: well thats too bad cuz its over!!!!!!!!!!!! Bardock Z 2000: =/ they'll get back together i hope at least its like you find the perfect person then you get so far away from them its rediculous Bardock Z 2000: its sad Cowboyzbabe289: yeah well its over so yeah Bardock Z 2000: i dont think so... i bet you anything she still likes him Cowboyzbabe289: no she doesnt Bardock Z 2000: i bet you she does Cowboyzbabe289: no!!!!!!!!!!!! Cowboyzbabe289: She likes someboyd else now Cowboyzbabe289: She's in love with a hot rusian Bardock Z 2000: lolz Bardock Z 2000: darn girls Bardock Z 2000: why cant they just stick to 1 guy Cowboyzbabe289: She's stuck to one guy for like three fuckin years it's time she move on Bardock Z 2000: theres still hope Bardock Z 2000: how does she know she wont find one better Cowboyzbabe289: Because it's already hapened Bardock Z 2000: good Bardock Z 2000: but you said she HASNT moved on Cowboyzbabe289: hell yeah Cowboyzbabe289: nobody said that Bardock Z 2000: Cowboyzbabe289: She's stuck to one guy for like three fuckin years it's time she move on Cowboyzbabe289: that means she already has Bardock Z 2000: ok well then im happy for her! Cowboyzbabe289: should be Bardock Z 2000: so what ch00 up to? Cowboyzbabe289: an orgy, u? Bardock Z 2000: ..... while typing? Bardock Z 2000: thats skill Cowboyzbabe289: i m that good Bardock Z 2000: its 7:30 at night and you're having an orgy.... wait till midnight its much better since you dont get the cops on your tail Cowboyzbabe289: i m not doing it on my front yard Cowboyzbabe289: or am i Bardock Z 2000: nah..... you have no laptop Cowboyzbabe289: but i have a very strechy hands Bardock Z 2000: LIES Bardock Z 2000: you bore me... Cowboyzbabe289: funny so do Bardock Z 2000: look just tell me who you are Bardock Z 2000: so we can go on with our lives Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: www.pwned.nl Bardock Z 2000: good lol that got you quiet Cowboyzbabe289: or did it Bardock Z 2000: GASP Bardock Z 2000: go watch that Bardock Z 2000: and become a nerd Cowboyzbabe289: ok Cowboyzbabe289: sometime next milenium Bardock Z 2000: OMG SO FUNNY LOLOLOL Bardock Z 2000: no.... Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: i know it was Cowboyzbabe289: talk Cowboyzbabe289: i miss you so much Cowboyzbabe289: :-* Bardock Z 2000: ... Bardock Z 2000: if i knew who you werre Bardock Z 2000: maybe Cowboyzbabe289: SO I HAVE A CHANCE?! Bardock Z 2000: ya Bardock Z 2000: but right now its a 0 for U pwnd Cowboyzbabe289: cool Bardock Z 2000: tell me who you are before i hack your webcam or your speakers to see for myself Cowboyzbabe289: do you want to know bubba? ive having a special tonight Bardock Z 2000: i know sailor bubba Bardock Z 2000: hes c00l Bardock Z 2000: hacking takes alot of work..... and when im done ill be angry Cowboyzbabe289: do u know the striper bubba? Bardock Z 2000: no Cowboyzbabe289: well why not hes having a special tonight Cowboyzbabe289: and hes here Bardock Z 2000: ok im writing the code.... Bardock Z 2000: you missed your chance Cowboyzbabe289: he's servicing Vlad at the moment Cowboyzbabe289: Missed my chance for what? Cowboyzbabe289: Fine being boring I'm leaving Bardock Z 2000: lol Bardock Z 2000: good Cowboyzbabe289: im still here! haha fooled you Bardock Z 2000: Webcam=True }if Webcam=False Speakers=True }if Speakers=False Abort Cowboyzbabe289: ah! stop it it really is ryan golke! Cowboyzbabe289: dont hack Bardock Z 2000: .... then who do you sit behind on 2nd houre Bardock Z 2000: erm hour Cowboyzbabe289: ok im not ryan Bardock Z 2000: this program will run in 60 seconds Cowboyzbabe289: sure will Cowboyzbabe289: you having fun? Bardock Z 2000: yes kekekekekekeke Cowboyzbabe289: you know what me and lauren are going go running naked down the street and will drink the blood of virgins at midnight Bardock Z 2000: 20 seconds Bardock Z 2000: 15 Cowboyzbabe289: I hate the song Love Shack Cowboyzbabe289: O.O Cowboyzbabe289: HELP Bardock Z 2000: 50 Cowboyzbabe289: IT'S EVIL Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Bardock Z 2000: erm 5 Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Bardock Z 2000: 3 Cowboyzbabe289: EVIL Bardock Z 2000: 2 Cowboyzbabe289: I'M GOING TO DIE Bardock Z 2000: 1 Bardock Z 2000: PROGRAM SET Cowboyzbabe289: Chris stop being a dork Cowboyzbabe289: this is Evonne and Lauren Cowboyzbabe289: duh!!!! Cowboyzbabe289: O.o Bardock Z 2000: lol i know Bardock Z 2000: i see Bardock Z 2000: .... Bardock Z 2000: nub Cowboyzbabe289: I'm suprised you haven't figured it out yet Cowboyzbabe289: Num Cowboyzbabe289: *NUB Cowboyzbabe289: NUB Bardock Z 2000: nah.... i did awhile back Bardock Z 2000: Webcam=True }if Webcam=False Speakers=True }if Speakers=False Abort Bardock Z 2000: is not true Bardock Z 2000: you cant hack speakers lol Cowboyzbabe289: Um sure whatever Cowboyzbabe289: You're weird chris Bardock Z 2000: ya? Bardock Z 2000: duh? Cowboyzbabe289: you want to come and join me and lauren tonight when we run down the street naked and drink the blood of virgins at midnight? You know it'll be fun Bardock Z 2000: nah im ok... Cowboyzbabe289: We'll drink your blood Bardock Z 2000: if you knew where i lived Cowboyzbabe289: I do Cowboyzbabe289: of course! Cowboyzbabe289: duh Cowboyzbabe289: remember that night we came over and got high Bardock Z 2000: i knew you were evonne when you started talking about orgys and crap Cowboyzbabe289: I can't believe you don't remember! Bardock Z 2000: only evonne would have a sick mind like that Cowboyzbabe289: I HATE YOU CHRIS YOU'RE A F***IN WHORE Cowboyzbabe289: I CAN'T BELIEVE I STILL TALK TO YOU IN THE HALL YOU DORK Bardock Z 2000: lol Cowboyzbabe289: GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU *Turns and walks away* Fine you won't have the pleasure of me and lauren drinking your blood tonight Bardock Z 2000: oh what a shame