laggadie: do you know the muffin man?
Trackstar4life08: yes i do
laggadie: really where is he?
laggadie: I can't find him
Trackstar4life08: druy land
Trackstar4life08: lane
laggadie: well can you give me a number or something....I really need to talk to him
Trackstar4life08: asl first
laggadie: 16 m Ga
Trackstar4life08 signed off at 1:50:20 AM.
When Crazies Meet the "Pimps"
laggadie: when are you going to pick me up?
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: pic u up
laggadie: yeah I am still at the basketball court
laggadie: duuhhh
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: i think u got the wrong im
laggadie: no I don'ty
laggadie: you are my mom right?
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: what my name is joseph u
laggadie: jonathan
laggadie: thats my mom's name
laggadie: please help me
laggadie: I can't find my mom
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: whats her scn
laggadie: she said it was yours...
laggadie: she lied to me again!
laggadie: I knew she was going to go buy drugs again
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: u a girl are boy
laggadie: boy
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: ur mom buys drugs
laggadie: yeah
laggadie: she is supposed to spend that money one food
laggadie: on*
laggadie: crap
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: that sounds like my aunt
laggadie: really
laggadie: ?
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: yah
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: but her name is kathey
laggadie: my mom wants me to call her joeseph...but she is on drugs when she says that
laggadie: I hate my mom....
laggadie: I am stuck at the gym...
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: im not ur mom kid
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: why dnt u hve ur coach take her home
laggadie: PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!
laggadie: SOMEONE IS TRYING TO GET ME!!
laggadie: PLEASE...
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: how u on a conputer at the gym
laggadie: what the hell are you talking about..? I am not at the gym....who are you?
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: wierd kid u high as hell
laggadie: no....
laggadie: you are
PiMpInOnHoEsKiD: u said u were at the gym and someone was tryin to get u au were tryinn to get ur mom
laggadie: lol
laggadie: liar
BhzrdMaster, Lag's Friend, Pwnz!
HeatherTaylor09: whos this
BhzrdMaster: your mother
HeatherTaylor09: awesome
HeatherTaylor09: hey mom
BhzrdMaster: have you been dancing at the bar again
HeatherTaylor09: oo yes...
HeatherTaylor09: ?
HeatherTaylor09: can i know who this is for real now
HeatherTaylor09: please
BhzrdMaster: this is your mom
BhzrdMaster: i told you
BhzrdMaster: that hobo bob told me you gave him a lap dance and he payed you with monopoly money
HeatherTaylor09: ok well then im sorry but i hate when ppl do this....so im leaving
BhzrdMaster: is that true honey?
BhzrdMaster: he said he payed you that way because your boobs were fake
HeatherTaylor09: k bye
BhzrdMaster: honey, i thought i told you about that
FREAKED OUT! Nuff said
laggadie: I can skateboards
laggadie: :-\
ZERO or DIE 3489: kewl
ZERO or DIE 3489: asl
laggadie: my mom told me not to tell
ZERO or DIE 3489: ur age
ZERO or DIE 3489: ?
laggadie: 16
ZERO or DIE 3489: same
ZERO or DIE 3489: are u a female?
laggadie: no
laggadie: I am special though
ZERO or DIE 3489: ok
ZERO or DIE 3489 signed off at 2:14:26 AM.
a/s/l I'm Looking for a Male That's Over 17
laggadie: gonads is funny word
ash jubs: haha
ash jubs: yea
laggadie: what do you think?
laggadie: cool
laggadie: what other funny words can you think of?
laggadie: fork...
laggadie: spoon
laggadie: ..
ash jubs: laggadie
laggadie: yeah
laggadie: that too
laggadie: hahahahaha
laggadie: what else?
ash jubs: so whats up tonight?
laggadie: nothing
laggadie: trying to find funny words
laggadie: you?
ash jubs: a girl I was trying to get on just left
ash jubs: kinda pissed
laggadie: sorry to hear that
laggadie: think of funny words it makes it better
laggadie: trust me I know
ash jubs: hold up
ash jubs: a/s/l?
laggadie: 16 m Ga
laggadie: it's helps for real
laggadie: try it
ash jubs: dude later
laggadie: just don't block me, PLEASE! DON'T BLOCK ME! I'M DESPRATE!!
ash jubs signed off at 2:27:51 AM.
Why is this funny... because I had to find and edit every cuss word!
BhzrdMaster: KINKIE THE F***IN TV IS STUCK ON THE PORNO CHANNEL AGAIN
kinkie X core: Oh dear.
BhzrdMaster: PLEASE KINKIE NO MORE F***IN ANIMALS
kinkie X core: Im sorry i can`t f*** anmials .. i don`t have a f***ing D***.
BhzrdMaster: NO BUT YOU HAVE ONE IS YOUR ASS YOU F***ING FARMER!
kinkie X core: Read what you`re writting. Think it over. IT MAKES NO F***ING SENSE.
kinkie X core: Like i said .. DUMBASS.
BhzrdMaster: buckeyed drama queen with your bifocals
kinkie X core: Dumbass
kinkie X core: Get a life.
kinkie X core: F***ing stereotype.
BhzrdMaster: i have your mothers life, you F***IN FARMER!
kinkie X core: My mother is dead dumbass.
BhzrdMaster: MY POINT!
BhzrdMaster: shes here suckin my p****
kinkie X core: And acutally i`m rich enough not to live on a f***ing farm.
BhzrdMaster: and she's suckin my balls
BhzrdMaster: poor poor FAHGUT!
kinkie X core: ahem it`s called the DICTIONARY.
kinkie X core: Dumbass.
BhzrdMaster: ITS CALLED PRONUNCIATION YOU F***IN CHICKEN LOVER!
kinkie X core: You`re f***ing lame. Stupid ass Stereotype.
kinkie X core: Dumbass, since you have nothing better to do.
BhzrdMaster: can't she doesn't live here
kinkie X core: I DONT GIVE A F***ING SHIT.
BhzrdMaster: oh a tough guy
kinkie X core: I`m not a f***ing GUY .. f***ing moron
BhzrdMaster: girl who really gives a s***
kinkie X core: It`s WHO
Bhzrdmaster: I SAID WHO YOU STUPID IDIOT
BhzrdMaster: you have a p****
kinkie X core: DUMBASS.
kinkie X core: F***ing go to school.
kinkie X core: Don`t f***ing call me honey f***ing c*** face
BhzrdMaster: you p**** is so loose it would pop right out
BhzrdMaster: *ploop*
kinkie X core: F***ing what the f*** are you . gangsta. f***ing w***staaaa.
BhzrdMaster: oh yeah
BhzrdMaster: im 50 f***in cent
BhzrdMaster: what a f***in idiot
kinkie X core: DUMBASS.
BhzrdMaster: im OZZY F***IN OSOURNE B**** DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY <---- Note: BURN!
kinkie X core: F***ing Queer Shut the F*** up.
BhzrdMaster: SHARON!!!
BhzrdMaster: COME GET YOUR DAUGHTER
kinkie X core: Seriously go to school.
BhzrdMaster: SHE'S TRYIN TO SUCK MY BALLS AGAIN
CURSE YOU BILL GATES AND YOUR CONTROLLED CLIMATE HOUSE!
BhzrdMaster: im bill gates b**** hun
BhzrdMaster: the dumbest man in the f***in world
Regret That Kiss: dude he really i
Regret That Kiss: sits true
BhzrdMaster: I CREATED THE WORST COMPUTER PROGRAM OF ALL TIME
Regret That Kiss: yes you did
Regret That Kiss: yu are very dumb
Regret That Kiss: why would yu do that?
BhzrdMaster: I WAN'T MONEY FOR MY REDICULOUS CLIMATE CONTROLED HOUSE!
Regret That Kiss: whoa
Regret That Kiss: whats that!?
BhzrdMaster: well its very simple, you put the h2024 in the 4nos and you get a very reactive unstable piece of crap CALLED WINDOWS XP!!!
Regret That Kiss: ohhh
Regret That Kiss: i still dont get it?!