The Chat N00bs Have Invaded!




Bardock Z 2000 = Redpunkrox

CrypticNovaa = Nova

Lustful Kitty = Friend of us

MaybeMemories451 = Friend of all of us

Thatguyfoo = friend of all of us

everyone else is a "chat n00b" they invaded our chat try to seek a way to be n00bish WARNING they're is some cussing, adult content, racist jokes, adult jokes, I did my best to cut it... so ENJOY




cab has entered the room.

MaybeMemories451: wtfwtf

MaybeMemories451: wtf

MaybeMemories451: wtf

minipman3 has entered the room.

Sport: WTF

MaybeMemories451: omg

cab: omg

Sport: WTF

cab: rofl

Sport: WFT

cab: :O

Sport: WFT

cab: WTF

cab: WTF

minipman3: :-X

MaybeMemories451: ohhh

mtn has entered the room.

macraigh: wtf mate ^^

mtn: rofl

cab: wtf

mtn: ;x

cab: !

I B I has entered the room.

MaybeMemories451: whoa

hemPz: this is the new s***

Bardock Z 2000: WERE BEING OVERRUNNED

hemPz: check all the noobs man

CrypticNovaa: FREE CHEESE IN THE MOUNTAINS OMG RUN

cab: ROFL

torn apart has entered the room.

MaybeMemories451: lol

Sport: hey mate

mtn: w00t

MaybeMemories451: haha

I V S has entered the room.

minipman3: ScRoLL

torn apart: who is be up in cheer

Sport: these r some new kids

Bardock Z 2000: lol good job all you will all be on my site

macraigh: everyone, shutup for a sec, I've got something to say!

Sport: x

Sport: x

Sport: x

mtn: lust = asl?

minipman3: x

minipman3: x

minipman3: x

torn apart: these kids are new

torn apart: lmfao

hemPz: noo0o

I V S:

hemPz: s***

Bardock Z 2000: w00t chat n00bs

macraigh: staffu!

I V S: noobs

cab: rofl

I V S: ;\

I V S: aaaaaw!

I V S: hackers

Bardock Z 2000: this is awesome

hemPz: they're chillin in PR JOE MOMMA

CrypticNovaa: F***ING J**S

hemPz: dont get much newer

mtn: woot

CrypticNovaa: lol

hemPz: =X

torn apart: lets make fun of the new kids

torn apart: lol

CrypticNovaa: ownd

minipman3: it's like we just barged into the special ed room of a public high school

cab: rofl

I V S: hackers!

mtn: cryptic

I V S: lustfull kitty is a hacker

hemPz: yo man

cab: o man :/

mtn: thats elite

torn apart: hehehee

hemPz: they were asking me for money

hemPz: >=/

MaybeMemories451: Hail, Lord Haxxor

Bardock Z 2000: this is gold guys say something n00bish like a/s/l or LOL OMG in inapropriate times

CrypticNovaa: haxxorz

torn apart: lmfao

torn apart: stfu with hax0r b****

MaybeMemories451: What would you like your tombstone to say?

hemPz: LOL ASL?

macraigh: Ok, i got to angelfire, set up an account, i put the password as "p****", go through the registration, hit next, and it says "Password is too short"

hemPz: omg ur lame

minipman3: n00b

minipman3: z

minipman3: i use 0's

minipman3: lOl

MaybeMemories451: u noob

CrypticNovaa: LOL

MaybeMemories451: you try to hard

MaybeMemories451: go away

CrypticNovaa: pass to short lmao

hemPz: hahahahahhaah

torn apart: lol

torn apart: .lo

torn apart: .l

torn apart: .

torn apart: l.

hemPz: this is wonderful

thatguyfoo has left the room.

Bardock Z 2000: this is ghey

minipman3: that's such an old joke

minipman3: ass

minipman3: ;[

hemPz: i stumble across this room

MaybeMemories451: lol

cab: rofl :/

hemPz: =]

MaybeMemories451: pwnt

torn apart: i found a room with n*****s in here

MaybeMemories451: sorry mr. kkk

hemPz: lustfull kitty is a w*****

hemPz: =]

CrypticNovaa: yes

Bardock Z 2000: woah someones rasist

hemPz: she was slobbin on these cats when i came in

CrypticNovaa: shes our b****

Bardock Z 2000: and i cant spell

hemPz: so for real

MaybeMemories451: racist dain.. racist...

hemPz: what were u all doing here

minipman3: THE KKK IS GETTING BIGGER, SO GRAB A STICK AND BEAT THE N*****!

hemPz: before i came?

minipman3: THE KKK IS GETTING BIGGER, SO GRAB A STICK AND BEAT THE N*****!

minipman3: THE KKK IS GETTING BIGGER, SO GRAB A STICK AND BEAT THE N*****!

minipman3: THE KKK IS GETTING BIGGER, SO GRAB A STICK AND BEAT THE N*****!

MaybeMemories451: whoa

MaybeMemories451: noobage

Bardock Z 2000: omg thats the stupidest thing ive ever seen

torn apart: noobage

Bardock Z 2000: chat n00bs

torn apart: rofl

hemPz: =X

hemPz: noobler

torn apart: dman dude

torn apart: they called u a noob

hemPz: dman

MaybeMemories451: dman is me !

CrypticNovaa: dman

Bardock Z 2000: go into some other ghey aol chat and go cyber ya n00bs

torn apart: lmfao

hemPz: =X

hemPz: ROFL

CrypticNovaa: ill cybor for a dollor

MaybeMemories451: lol

MaybeMemories451: sold !

Bardock Z 2000: NO HIRO

torn apart: we need someone with a host in here

CrypticNovaa: yay

torn apart: mofos

Bardock Z 2000: DONT GO TO THE N00B SIDE

hemPz: torn

CrypticNovaa: to late beech

hemPz: i THINK

hemPz: they're all asians

CrypticNovaa: BEECHZOR PWNAGE

hemPz: iono why

MaybeMemories451: beechzor left

cab: lol

CrypticNovaa: HE LEFT

mtn: lol

CrypticNovaa: =*(

CrypticNovaa: sad

hemPz: whatta NOOB

torn apart: lets go

hemPz: how dare he leave

MaybeMemories451: he wanted cybor somewhere elsezor

Bardock Z 2000: who left??

MaybeMemories451: erikzor

torn apart: these noob kids are gonna noobify us

Bardock Z 2000: oh ya

torn apart has left the room.

hemPz: TruE

Bardock Z 2000: i saw him step out awhile go

MaybeMemories451: noobify

hemPz: I'm OuT

hemPz: be good girl

hemPz: s

hemPz has left the room.

I V S: Click here to check out my xanga.Click here to go to some uber blank pageCheck out Letters From BroadwayListen to the music and spread the word !

MaybeMemories451: it's like teh song

Bardock Z 2000: you cant be n00bified, your already too n00bish!

hemPz has entered the room.

hemPz: :-*

hemPz: back

CrypticNovaa: lol

hemPz: miss me?

MaybeMemories451: pwnt

Bardock Z 2000: no

CrypticNovaa: yes

Bardock Z 2000: ...

hemPz: aww cmon

hemPz: gimme a hug

CrypticNovaa: now donne moi bonne tete beech

cab: rofl

hemPz: ao-hug

mtn: www.pwncomics.com

mtn: www.pwncomics.com

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Bardock Z 2000: i dont hug gay racists PWND

MaybeMemories451: AHHH its a guy trying to be a gurl !

hemPz: good head?

hemPz: jeeebus

hemPz: nice french skills

MaybeMemories451: craighead gives good head

CrypticNovaa: not really

CrypticNovaa: 2 semesters

Bardock Z 2000: yes he does

hemPz: im not racist

hemPz: i had sex with tupac

cab: ROFL

CrypticNovaa: i was racists on tuesday

Bardock Z 2000: Joe mommas racist

CrypticNovaa: wzas it good?

MaybeMemories451: lol

MaybeMemories451: figures

hemPz: -[

hemPz: =]

hemPz: SERIOUSLY

cab: biggy = more cushion for the pushin :/

Bardock Z 2000: im only racist on thursday

hemPz: what were u all doing here

hemPz: before i came?

hemPz: just being creeps?

macraigh: WE?

hemPz: or something funny

hemPz: or

Bardock Z 2000: talking about how gay you are

Bardock Z 2000: cus we knew

hemPz: something cool

Bardock Z 2000: you were coming in

Bardock Z 2000: and we were ready

MaybeMemories451: stop spamming noobs

macraigh: Who are all j00 foos

MaybeMemories451: 1 line allowed a minute ><

Bardock Z 2000: with our shotguns but we forgot to load em

Bardock Z 2000: so we didnt shoot em

cab: prob trying to roleplay or some gay shit :|

Bardock Z 2000: instead we threw em

Bardock Z 2000: and we missed

hemPz: oh thanks alot mister, wanna be my bum chum?

Bardock Z 2000: the end

macraigh: ROleplay?

cab: rofl

MaybeMemories451: roleplay? everquest?

cab: who knows

cab: what?

macraigh: ::Walks into the room::

Bardock Z 2000: EVERCRACK

hemPz: this is retarded man

hemPz: im OuT

MaybeMemories451: everquesting for quests !

Bardock Z 2000: good

cab: rofl

Bardock Z 2000: leave

macraigh: ::takes frenchmans head an rips it off:

hemPz: jk

hemPz: staying

Bardock Z 2000: before we shoot you

hemPz: shoot me

Bardock Z 2000: with our other pistols

hemPz: k

Bardock Z 2000: *emote sh00t* pwnd

hemPz: you're like 10

hemPz: you cant shoot shit

CrypticNovaa: dont tell bardock to shoot you

CrypticNovaa: ...

hemPz: SHOOTTTT MEEEE

cab: wtf

hemPz: BIATCHHH

cab: rofl

hemPz: k im going to watch TV

hemPz: toodles

hemPz has left the room.

Bardock Z 2000: lol arguing online is just like winning the special olimpics if you win your still a retard

Bardock Z 2000: dang it he left before i could say it

Sport: later faggot ass newbs

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conclusion: Chat n00bs think we are the n00bs... this is a messed up and crazy chat world... be careful