You Know You're Obsessed With U2 When...

301. You ask "when are we gonna get mentioned on the homepage?" [http://www.u2.com] and are detemined to come up with as many reasons as you have to until we get mentioned! 302. you keep a picture of a Guiness can that came in the supermarket ads, just because it's U2 related. 303. when ur sister asked cynically to ur mom why u wanted her to buy a Guiness can, ur mom already knew it was because U2 had something to do with it (she didn't knew exactly what, but she it had to be them, of course after I told her what it was, she looked at me with a funny face...) 303. your mom knnowing your U2 obsession, goe in to a store to buy valentines day stuff but then leaves with an Irish flag for U 2 put in your room. And its now hanging above your bed along with one of your many U2 posters. (my mom recently did this for me) 304. you have a disco ball hanging in your room. 305. you buy a lemon lamp 306. you keep the bottles of guiness your parents drink along with the case it came in just because it sayd DUBLIN on it. 307. you refer to Ireland as the HOLY COUNTRY. 308. you studt the video for still havent found VERY closely because when you go to vegas you try to find the places U2 were filming it in front of. 309. you write fanfic about the guys (heads up to all you writers out ther) 310. you desperatly want a gold lame suit, but when you cant find one you make one yourself 311. ZooTV is your philosophy 312. Numb states the ten+ commandments 313. You name your guitar (or any other instrument)after something U2 related 314. When asked to 'entertain' people for a while, you immediately think 'dance class' and by the time you finish, you have the whole neighborhood shouting 'boom-cha, boom-cha, discotheque' doing that little dance from the music vid 315. Before doing the above you considered explaining the story behind Bono's sunglasses 316. If something is brilliant, it's not brilliant, but 'f***ing brilliant' 317. You are known to jump for ten minutes straight shouting "The goal is SOUL" 318. You don't believe in anything. You beLIEve that everything you know is wrong 319. When you talk about being in the Heart mosh pitt, you refer to yourself as being 'deep in the heart' 320. You start to pick up Bono's habit of fidgeting in interviews 321. The police officers in your town, city, village etc. have informed all of your fellow citizens not to say 'Bone-o' around you, even if referring to Sonny 322. You come here to the zoo and post crazy things like this. LOL 323. you stay online all night just in case one of the guys might pop in 324. you always try to plan things with fellow zootops! 325. you search the archives for anyting a band member might have posted 326. you visit the ZOO instead of doing homework 327. you log on to the zoo at school to make sure you havent missed anything 328. you have LOADS of fanfic saved on your harddrive/disk. 329. you post a message imagining you're the wife of a rockstar... 330. You love to fall asleep to the soothing and sexy sound of BONO'S voice. (I do this all the time!!) 330.5: You cannot fall asleep listening to Bonoīs voice cause itīs WAYYYYY TOO sexy and beautiful and you canīt relax or think about sleeping with an emotion like that!! 331. You wake up to the sound of Bono's voice cos you have a CD alarm clock! 332. you stay up till 3am listening to a Jonny Cash special on a radio station you can barely pick up because you heard they might interview bono (incidentally, they did - right at the end) 334. you get so excited seeing U2 on television that watching Bono on Larry King was an aerobic workout. 335. you missed cduk and someone told you bono and edge were on it so the folowing week you tuned in on the offchance and lo and behold they were actually on it again! you lucky sod 336. if you missed both cduks you actually stayed up till 2.30 am to catch the late night repeat 337. You go into some tacky home funrishing store with your grandmother (or whoever)and as you wonder through the store , you glance at these pillows that have quotes on them . As you walk by , rhe word "Joshua" catches your eye , and you immedatly stop and take a second and third look.Then you begin to laugh uncontrolably because you are so weird.YOu walk away diappionted that it wasn't "Joshua Tree" as you had hoped. 338. You always record a daily gossip programme in case Bono appears briefly because possibly he will come out so fast that you canīt even press the record button..then you have two videos and if the B-man has appeared you record the new stuff into your official and only U2 video tape... a total treasure all of them! 339. you have a picture of the guys taped to the inside of you wallet. 340. whenever you work out you need to listen to U2 because its the only thing that will get you going. 341. you have a framed picture of U2 342. you have badges and patches of U2 all over your favourite bag 343. After seeing the Elevation music video so many times, you actually believe the Edge was in the Tomb Raider movie, as Lara's sidekick. (this actually happened to me...don't know why, but for the longest time I thought he was in the movie...got mad when I found out he wasn't in the movie....grrr...oh well ^_^) 344. Listening to U2 Christmas songs when it's not Christmas time. 345. You cut articles, pics, etc. of U2 out of magazines that aren't yours. 346. Your mom took an entire magazine for you because she saw a big picture of Bono in it. (lol that happened...she took it from the waiting room in the clinic. lol!!) 347. You sang New York in New York. 348. You were the second person in line and was given a sticker that said "2" and you asked everybody for a pen so that you could quickly add a U. 349. you wear your FLY shades out even when its cold, rainy, snowing, at night...in the SHOWER!!! LOL 350. you wear your Mac horns even if its not halloween 351. you try to find a BONO pillow. and if you dont find one you MAKE one! 352. your phone ringtone is U2 (Sunday Bloody Sunday lol) 353. you make stupid puns of the "over the Edge" variety more than once an hour 354. after seeing "R&H" in high school, you spent your entire adolescence trying to be serious & austere like bono. (who knew?) 355. You've started to smirk like Adam - by accident - it must be contagious - but whatever it is - people are starting to notice 356. (see 352) you not only have a U2 ringtone, you actually spent hours programming it into your mobile yourself cause you couldn't find enough U2 ringtones to download. (It was Walk On, btw) 357. You accidentally talk in U2 lyrics, they've submerged themselves into your sub-conscious 358. You just got a brick wall in your garden, and you've spray painted "rock and roll stops the traffic" on it. 359. You pleaded your boss/school board to make March 13th, May 10th, August 8th and October 31st stat. holidays 360. You don't just do impressions of Bono. You do impressions of Bono in different eras and personas 361. Your birthdays cakes are always lemon flavored 362. When someone asks what type of music you like, you say "strict U2 diet." 363. You take pictures of anything U2 related on vacation. 364. When you say "guess who I heard on the radio this morning!" and everybody says "U2" in unison. 365. Your friends cut out pics of the guys and give them to you. 366. Your friend said, "You look U2-ish.." (whatever that means! lol) 367. When U2 comes on the radio, you stop everything and listen...and make sure everyone around you is listening to. 368. when your friends say "It's always U2 with you!" or "You like them more then they like themselves!!" 369. when your brother says "You're gonna get U2ed out!" and you say it isn't possible. 370. You refused to take off the wristband from the concert. 371. When your brothers think they're bugging you when they ask to you "What is Bono doing right now?" and you think you know the right answer! 372. you can sing the Italian bit of Miss Sarajevo (and you're not Italian) and all of Ito Okashi (and you're not Japanese either). 373, you check the main site every day to see if you missed any little speck of news 374, you check the main site every day to SEE IF THIS HAS GOT A MENTION YET!!!!! hint, hint, hint... 375. When you worked in Fast Food, you would say "Have a nice day" just to hear them say "U2"! 376. When you have a cd wallet filled with only U2 cd's (a personal U2 cd wallet. teehee) 377. when you blast U2 in your workplace, and getting in trouble with your manager is a risk your willing to take. 378. When your friends are reminded of you everytime they notice something U2 related. 379. When a lot of your birthday wish list is something to do with U2...or all you said was "anything U2" when someone asked what you would like. (teehee can't wait till Feb. 19th!) :D 380. When you can somehow find a relation with any word to U2 (lol thats a fun game!) 381. When you wish you could somehow listen to all your cd's at the same time because you love all the songs so much, or when you can never choose what cd to listen to because they are all so good!!! 382. When you use the bandmembers names in projects, or examples where you have to make up a person's name. 383. when you apply to study overseas in Dublin for 2-4 years and youve never even been there. When asked why Dublin you just blush and go "Ummmmm..." 384. You still get goosebumps when you remember that you put your fingers in your mouth to savor Bono's spit from when he nibbled on your fingers, and think it's something anybody else would do. 385. You have a prenup agreement with your husband with only one clause: If Bono ever comes around and asks you to run away with him, you would in a heartbeat, and your husband would just have to understand. 386. You are proud of the many U2 converts you've made. 387. You think seeing 7 concerts from the last tour was simply not enough. 388. You're too busy to read this list because all you can do is stare at your U2 calendar (which for the month of Feb is a delicious, up close pic of the B-man) **drool** 389. you think way too much about U2 calendars and who is the star of each month 390. When you carry a walkman with U2 CDs/Cassettes everywhere you go 391. When you scream 'WOO HOO!!' every time U2 is on the TV...even it's only an ad for a CD with one U2 song on it 392. When your favourite animal is a buffalo 393. When you know how to pronounce "Steinhegvanhuysenolegbangbangbangbang!" 394. People ask you if you're stalking Bono.... 395. You're reading "the Satanic Verses" only because Salman Rushdie wrote the lyrics for TGBHF 396. You and a few close friends speak in U2 related code (ask BB what "Elevation" or "woohoo" means! 397. you chase flies singing: "love, we shine like a burning start falling from the sky..." 398. when you time everything by what number your U2 cd is on EX: OMB!! Lemon is almost over!! Im gonna be late!! hehe i do this a lot. 399. you listen to U2 when ever you have to..clean your room, do chores, make dinner, eat dinner, lunch, of breakfast, lie in the hot tub..etc..