I murdered my hamsters.

I drowned them one by one in a glass milk jug.

I flushed the three little ones down the toilet.

The last one had to be flushed twice, as he didn't go down the first time.

My mother is sending me to a shrink.

She thinks I'm sadistic and evil.

Maybe I am.

You should see the way their eyes pop out when they're dead.

Icky.

Maybe I should've toasted them instead.

Nah, I'm not that evil.

Only 50 %.

According to a test on Quizilla.

It was a cool test.

I am: