AJ Yahoos is a self-admitted psychopathic schizophrenic writer that enjoys cheese, surfing the Internet and reading People. As she has so much free time all the time, she spends it in front of the computer, to her friends' concern. She doesn't believe in doing her homework unless it's absolutely necessary and, needless to say, her homework has reached dangerously high levels, tottering around in her room.

Ever since MSN chat closed down for her, she spends her time surfing the Harry Potter fandoms, and the random porn site here and there. She's currently doing research on serial killers, demonology and several other interesting projects, including schizophrenia and cheese. 

She lives with her computer, three other personalities, a pink elephant and an annoying little voice in her head in a little town on Earth. 

Godsend Yahoos.