My Thoughts on Rogue

Again, I shall state for the record that not everyone has the same opinion on everything. If you totally disagree with what I have to say, so be it. I don't care. To each his own. These are just my thoughts, which I am entitled to.

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"My Thoughts on Rogue", a.k.a. "Kill the Bitch"
by Senzu Bean

I HATE ROGUE!!!

Now, listen here, I may be a slashist through and through, but that isn't even why I hate her! Rogue is a cruel, heartless bitch who should have been killed off years ago!

Firstly, she leads men on, then says, "Oh no, Ah can't control mah powers!" She's a tease. And no one likes a tease.

She claims to love Gambit, then leaves him for another guy, just because he can allow her to control her powers. What a bitch!

That chick is soooooo insane, she left Gambit to *DIE* in Antarctica, rather than allow him to explain his role in the Mutant Massacre!

Then, to further infuriate me, they reconcile when he returns! What the hell?! That bitch is not only a tease and insane, but she left you to *DIE*!!

In my humble opinion, Gambit should charge one of his cards and stick it in Rogue's bed while she is asleep. No one would miss her, especially since she is such a pointless character!

She spends a lot of time moping and feeling sorry for herself. Um, hello, bitch, everyone else in the X-Men has freaky ass powers and they don't spend hours on end just sitting around being pissy. Get a freaking life!

I could go on and on about how much I HATE the bitch, but that would be wasting even more of your time. If you would like to hear more of my anti-Rogue thoughts, feel free to contact me!

Email: magical_soybean@yahoo.com