Quotes

Here are some famous quotes that have made me laugh, feel inspired, and wonder how people are able to say such dumb things. So anyway have some fun.

This is the worst disaster in California since I was elected- Governor Pat Brown
If God had wanted us to use the metric system Jesus would have had 10 diciples- Jesse Helms
Politics would be a hell of a good buisness if it weren't for the god damned people- Richard Nixon
I always advise people to never give advice- P.J. Wodehouse
So I've heard the atheists have produced a Christmas play, it's called "Coincidence on 34th Street" -Jay Leno
Is the country still here- President Calvin Coolidge (when waking from a nap)
The present system may be flawed but that's not to say that we in Congress can't make it worse- Represenative Clay Shaw Jr.
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal agency- George W. Bush
Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after the age 25- Senator Mary Anne
Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?- George W. Bush
A zebra cannot change its spots- Al Gore
I haven't commited a crime but simply failed to comply with the law- David Dinkins former New York City mayor
Never play leapfrog with an unicorn- Anonymous
Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you feel its warmth- Jack Handy
Never judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, that way you will be a mile away and have his shoes- Jack Handy