The Bunnie Masher
By Jake
The most painful way to go, great for making bunny or cat pasta. If you can get your hands on a demon bunny or demon cat( the bunny is more rare than the cats, since cats are pure evil in nature) you just let it slide down the ramp. The machine will continue to drop 10 tons of weight on the little bugger. if the unholy incarnation of satan is still left, a hammer drops down on it at the end. DARN THEM SATANIC BUNNIES AND CATS!
The Aftermath part 1
By Jake
After a long day of slaying satanic bunnies, peter and I decide to crash. Peter got sick from eating too much pie and drinking Way to much lemonade. Watch yourself mister! Me, I just stood in a cool stance all night with my blue hair. My blue hair is soo damn cool. Note: Did anyone notice how much bigger I am than pete? guess its that photo realism stuff. BAH TO THAT!
Peter's Love for Scurvy
By Jake
Well, he was at it again last night. Peter saw a pile of raw scurvy laying outside his house last night. But when he tried to grab for it a Monkey Ninja Pirate jumped out at him. Peter pulled his sword from his sash, and went for a jab. But this nasty monkey ninja pirate had a shuirken banana. What happened next can only be described by the the screams of peter throughout the night.
The Story of Sir Max
By Peter
Jake was just walking along one day, when he looked up in the sky and saw a flying shoe/bunny. He was like "WTF" because he never had seen a shoe bunny before. Then max jumped out of a nearby shrubbery wielding a scurvy gun and sprayed Jake with scurvy until he cried like a little girl.
The Attack of the Scurvy Addict part 1
By Jake
Not far from home, Jake was walking at night. He came across a rolled up brown ball on the street. So being curious as normal, he poked it with a stick. And then the ball transformed into a Monkey Ninja Pirate! Screaming "Yarr!", The creature jumped at him. Jake quickly drew a peanut and threw it in his eye. soon after, the salt dryed up his eye, killing him. Peter came running in and examined the corpse of the freshly slain Monkey Ninja Pirate, and found the shocking truth. The Monkey Ninja Pirate was a SCURVY ADDICT, due to the large amount of scurvy in the foam of his mouth. The Pirate was exposed to so much scurvy it overdosed, and became a ultra fast, poop slinging monkey of doom. Peter said to jake, "I wonder if theres more", Jake replied," I hope not, I don't have enough bananas to slay them with.
....To be continued
The Purple Ninja Assassin part 1
By Peter
One clear summers night the purple ninja assassin was on a journey to destroy Sir Max as he was ordered to by the Mysterious ScurvyMaster. On the way he encountered a boring ninja assassin sent to kill him before he could get to sir Max. But the purple ninja assassin's flamboyant costume was superior to the other assassin's and he destroyed him easily with much snazz. Then a bunny moose flew over head (bunny moose are the personal spies of sir Max) but an anti-bunny missle sight shot it down. The purple ninja assassin continued into the night...
The cleansing
By Jake
After the Inncodent with Sir Max, Jake was infected with scurvy. The only way to cure Scurvy infection, is through a Ice Cold Bunny Meat shower....mmm.. Thank you peter.
The Scurvy Addict part 2: Attack of the Scurvy Addicts
WIDESCREEN ADDITION
By Jake
Fresh from a day of eating meat, the Mufasa X party had settled for the day. They decided to make camp on the local Freeway. Jake and Max played their trombones for hours, and peter played his sax. They played Stravinsky's top jazz classics, and other fine polka music. But then, Peter caught a glance at a brown spot in the horizon near the local grocery store. The brown dot soon turned to 2, and to 500 zillion or so to that matter. Peter got up, and screamed "Monkey Ninja Pirates!" So Sir Max and Jake (with his fair Donkey bunny) kicked peter with no mercy for 2 hours. By the time they were done, the army of Monkey Ninja Pirates had already reached the camp. Max drew his scurvy guns, Jake went upon his fair Donkey bunny, and peter got up and drew his wicked Poop Blades of Unholy Punishment and Damnation...and such. So pete, Sir Max, and Jake kicked the living Sh*# out of the F#$2ing Mother monkey sucking Bastards. But there was no end, so Jake drew the Holy MUFASA X CO. RIDICULOUSLY ENORMOUS BOMB OF HELLISH PROPORTIONS! He successfuly cleared out the Monkey Ninja Pirates.
But as he did, a strange creature flew overhead...
Enter Joda
By A..J. (AKA Spanky)
AJ was walking on water one day, then all of a sudden he was overcome with an urge to dive deep int othe sea. While there he saw Jake being attacked by a ferocious underwater breed of radioactive Satanic bunny. He quickly drew his machete, and slayed the bunny like he slayed so many of them underwater before. Jake was greatly pleased, but observed that the evil Dr. Sad had manifested a miniature submarine war while the AJ was occupied by the radioactive bunny. The brave Underwater Bunny-Slayer quickly smote the dastardly smiley with his spare saber. This accomplished, he rushed off to help the warplane douse the helicopter with burnt monkey feces. Jake meanwhile, accomplished absolutely nothing save eating the torpedoes from the submarine war.
