It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never
reasoned into.
Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with
sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)
Well, now you know kiddies, we've been up now for at least an hour, and I
bet your mommy and daddy are still in bed, so why don't you go get a glass
of water and go into the bedroom and throw it in their face and say, " Good
morning! It's time to get up!"
Clellan Card (1903 1966) as Axel Torgeson, children's TV host