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_oiqq.push(['oiq_addPageLifecycle','Intend']);
_oiqq.push(['oiq_doTag']);
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var lycos_ad_category = null;
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googletag.cmd = googletag.cmd || [];
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gads.async = true;
gads.type = 'text/javascript';
var useSSL = 'https:' == document.location.protocol;
gads.src = (useSSL ? 'https:' : 'http:') +
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googletag.enableServices();
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googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/ANG_above_728x90_dfp', [728, 90], 'div-gpt-ad-1450207484070-1').addService(googletag.pubads());
googletag.enableServices();
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<script type='text/javascript'>
googletag.cmd.push(function() {
googletag.defineSlot('/95963596/ANG_below_728X90_dfp', [728, 90], 'div-gpt-ad-1450207484070-2').addService(googletag.pubads());
googletag.enableServices();
});
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<script type="text/javascript">
(function(isV) {
if (!isV) {
return;
}
//this.lycos_search_query = lycos_get_search_referrer();
var adMgr = new AdManager();
var lycos_prod_set = adMgr.chooseProductSet();
var slots = ["leaderboard", "leaderboard2", "toolbar_image", "toolbar_text", "smallbox", "top_promo", "footer2","slider"];
var adCat = this.lycos_ad_category;
adMgr.setForcedParam('page', (adCat && adCat.dmoz) ? adCat.dmoz : 'member');
if (this.lycos_search_query) {
adMgr.setForcedParam("keyword", this.lycos_search_query);
}
else if (adCat && adCat.find_what) {
adMgr.setForcedParam('keyword', adCat.find_what);
}
for (var s in slots) {
var slot = slots[s];
if (adMgr.isSlotAvailable(slot)) {
this.lycos_ad[slot] = adMgr.getSlot(slot);
}
}
adMgr.renderHeader();
adMgr.renderFooter();
}((function() {
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if (top == self) {
return true;
}
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h = window.innerHeight;
}
else if (document.documentElement && (document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.documentElement.clientHeight)) {
w = document.documentElement.clientWidth;
h = document.documentElement.clientHeight;
}
else if (document.body && (document.body.clientWidth || document.body.clientHeight)) {
w = document.body.clientWidth;
h = document.body.clientHeight;
}
return ((w > minimumThreshold) && (h > minimumThreshold));
}())));
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var f = document.getElementById("lycosFooterAd");
var b = document.getElementsByTagName("body")[0];
b.appendChild(f);
f.style.display = "block";
document.getElementById('lycosFooterAdiFrame').src = '/adm/ad/footerAd.iframe.html';
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e.style.border = '0';
e.style.margin = 0;
e.style.display = 'block';
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e.style.overflow = 'hidden';
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iif.style.margin = 0;
iif.style.display = 'block';
iif.style.cssFloat = 'right';
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iif.style.overflow = 'hidden';
iif.style.padding = 0;
iif.style.width = '300px';
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cdiv.style = "width:300px;margin:10px auto;";
cdiv.appendChild( iif );
if( b )
{
b.insertBefore(cdiv, b.lastChild);
}
})();
}
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#body .adCenterClass {
margin:0 auto;
display:block !important;
overflow:hidden;
width:100%;
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#body .adCenterClass #ad_container {
display:block !important;
float:left;
width:728px;
}
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width: calc(100% - 372px);
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#body .adCenterClass #ad_container {
width: calc(100% - 372px);
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}
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<div class="adCenterClass">
<a href="https://www.angelfire.lycos.com/" title="Angelfire.com: build your free website today!" style="display:block; float:left; width:186px; border:0">
<img src="/adm/ad/angelfire-freeAd.jpg" alt="Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!" style="display:block; border:0" />
</a>
<div id="ad_container">
<script type="text/javascript">document.write(lycos_ad['leaderboard']);</script>
</div>
</div>
</div>
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<script type="text/javascript">document.write(lycos_ad['slider']);</script>
<div id="lycosFooterAd" style="background:#abe6f6; border-top:1px solid #507a87; clear:both; display:none; position:relative; z-index:9999999">
<div class="adCenterClass" style="display:block!important; overflow:hidden; width:936px;">
<div id="aflinksholder" style="float:left; width:186px;">
<a href="https://www.angelfire.lycos.com/" title="Angelfire.com: build your free website today!" style="display:block; border:0">
<img src="/adm/ad/angelfire-freeAd2.jpg" alt="Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!" style="display:block; border:0" />
</a>
</div>
<iframe id="lycosFooterAdiFrame" style="border:0; display:block; float:left; height:96px; overflow:hidden; padding:0; width:750px"></iframe>
</div>
</div>
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The words are probably too small to read. Maybe someday when I'm feeling generous I'll transcribe them here. In the meantime, enjoy the cute little celery stalk.
