JUST BEFORE THE WEDDING..... * * * * * THE BANNERS ARE POSTED FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING OF KING BRUCEFAN AND QUEEN LORRIE () <\/> || ||----------. || =(*)(*)= | King Brucefan, banner of THE GOAT || THE GOAT | ||----------' || * * * * * ||----------. || ~;@*@;~ | || THE RAM | Queen Lorrie, banner of THE RAM ||----------' || || * * * * * || || 06 October 2001 || The scene....the bride is in her chamber dressing and the guests are arriving.... *** Mouse shouts: Are you helping the bride dress, Joan? Joan shouts: yes..but she forgot mine..so I will be naked Mouse shouts: I have a spare thong (Brucefan) A presence shouts: "Brucefan looks at Maid of Horror" a bit cold Joan??? Joan shouts: no bruce...you will warm me up later... when lorrie sleeps CastleCrier shouts: Castlecrier blinks Joan shouts: brb..potty CastleCrier shouts: now???? CastleCrier shouts: hurry Joan shouts: ohh well...I can wait for 15 min CastleCrier shouts: gooo Mouse shouts: you're gonna have an accident Joan shouts: no no...i'll wait Mouse shouts: Here's a Depends CastleCrier shouts: GOOOOO Mouse shouts: Don't be getting my blue thong wet Joan shouts: thanks Mouse..you have brought eggs ?? Mouse shouts: Got 'em right here Joan shouts: ok Mouse shouts: expiration date.....sept 27 Joan shouts: be back in a few.. Joan shouts: where is the bathroom here ?????? CastleCrier shouts: NOT THE MOAT Mouse shouts: Use the men's room, it's faster Brucefan shouts: use the moat Joan shouts: ok Zeeman shouts: WOOHOO!!! Joan shouts: I saw that Mouse !! Joan shouts: I can't tell ...secret Mouse shouts: Saw what, Joan? I'm on best behavior Joan shouts: You kissed my hubby *** Gathering in the Chapel..... Zeeman has arrived. Zeeman goes FinnO has arrived. Brucefan has arrived. Brucefan chants an ancient spell... Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Lodis appears. Lodis says: thanks Brucefan says: well I couldnt be here without you Mouse joined you. Mouse says: whew Mouse says: bumpy ride Brucefan chants an ancient spell... Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Starbright appears. Lodis collects glasses Lodis says: no more drinks now Brucefan chants an ancient spell... Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Philippe appears. Mouse darts up to the front row and parks her bum on top of a chair Lodis says: lines them up CastleCrier has arrived. Brucefan chants an ancient spell... Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Kiss appears. Zeeman shouts: WOOHOO!!! Mouse smirks at Crier, I seated myself CastleCrier says: we are waiting for the flower girl Mouse waves one paw in the air...I could toss peanuts Brucefan moves mouse to the chair next to him and not on his lap CastleCrier says: Father Finno you look extremely nice in your robes Kiss heads off for adventure.. FinnO lays a trail of Viagra to the alter Mouse blushes Lodis notices gum on back of robe Mouse thinks . o O ( one last grope before he's hooked ) Lodis thinks . o O ( he not need no more of that ) Mouse says: yeah, man can't zip up as it is Lodis points to glove on odd finger Brucefan thinks ah no wonder mouse was sitting on my lap Mouse nodsnods FinnO asks: lodis looking at my ass? Mouse gasps..... Lodis says: no way Mouse says: no, that would be me, Finno Lodis grins Mouse smiles sweetly, mighty fine ass too FinnO wiggles and moons Mouse asks: who is singing? Lodis pukes Lodis grins Mouse stomps her feet...I want music CastleCrier asks: too much gin Lodis? FinnO grabs a banjo Lodis nods but was scotch not gin Brucefan faints dead away CastleCrier says: sheesh fan the groom Lodis fans bf CastleCrier says: thankyou Lodis says: then goes to get bucket of ice water Brucefan comes to Lodis returns Lodis notices bf is better Lodis sits water down Brucefan giggles incontrollably. Lodis asks: you nervous BF? Brucefan asks: incontrollably??? Lodis hands BF valiumn Starbright comes back from being AFK. CastleCrier thinks . o O ( groom gonna be a mess ) Mouse puts on a lil music of her own Lodis thinks . o O ( hmmm maybe give 20 mg instead of 10 ) Brucefan says: ah the blue ones CastleCrier says: zoombie Lodis nods FinnO gobbles all the valium and swallows with a shot of vodka Brucefan says: beats those yellows Lodis hands water Mouse grabs a jello shooter and downs it CastleCrier asks: is Father Finno nervous? Lodis says: okay BF take this u will feel better FinnO says: nosh Id not nerbous at allll Iz drunck ;) CastleCrier says: rumor is the bride plans to visit the groom in real life November 1st CastleCrier says: for 3 days I am told Mouse smiles Lodis asks: and have sex? CastleCrier says: they didnt say Lodis hmmmmms Brucefan says: we have a policy like the US govt FinnO says: they will video all interactions Mouse murmers... now now, we mustn't ask such personal questions Brucefan says: dont ask dont tell FinnO says: for sale later Mouse thinks . o O ( of course for SEX ) MaL joined you. Lodis thinks . o O ( okay I will ask ) MaL says: mmm MaL reads the message board. Mouse grooves to the music Mouse sings o//~ I wanna be with you everywhere o//~ Starbright goes AFK: zzz...ZZ...zzz... Brucefan shouts: kiss you going to join us?? MaL goes to join Kiss in the Great_Hall. Kiss shouts: I'll wait to move the guests FinnO says: no Im gonna join you ;) CastleCrier says: Father Finno! such talk from a priest FinnO says: umm making joining should be called coupling? sounds better Lodis nodsnods Mouse fidgets in her seat Brucefan again moves mouse back to her seat CastleCrier waits for flower girl for just a few more minutes Mouse sighs and scrambles to the top of seat Lodis thinks . o O ( again? ) Brucefan thinks but it felt good Mouse cranks up her peanut machine...just in case CastleCrier says: well Brucefan you are net single for 5 more minutes CastleCrier says: then the jig is up...giggles Mouse smirks Brucefan says: depends on which jig I am doing Lorrie shouts: I am all dressed and ready Lorrie shouts: Zeeman did pinch a few times Lodis notices on news all flights canceled from PR to CC! Mouse giggles Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Winklebum appears. Mouse shouts: come on in, Winkle FinnO shouts: Hear Ye Hear Ye,It is declared that Brucefan shall be groped for next 5 minutes by any lady who wishes Mouse pats the seat next to her for Winkle Winklebum says: where am i Winklebum says: ugh Winklebum says: ok Winklebum sits Joan shouts: WOOHOO!!! Winklebum says: jsut saw lots of scroll. heh Lorrie shouts: sure grope him good and warm him up for me Lodis thinks . o O ( do I want gropes??? ) Brucefan sits back and wait for the groping Mouse shares her peanuts with Winkle Winklebum says: heh. thanks Lodis thinks . o O ( nah I pass ) Mouse mutters...the groom needs groped Lorrie shouts: I wanna see nice package in those tight white breeches Zeeman shouts: Pops is waiting here! Lodis passes her gropes to Mouse Mouse gasps...such talk! Mouse shouts: well he wants a nice taco Brucefan examines his tights Mouse smirks to herself Lodis notices package is large and reaches knees easily Brucefan prepares chastiy belt for the queen Mouse's eyes widen FinnO asks: lodis is on her knees? Mouse says: it's all that viagra you fed him CastleCrier hopes the priests robe doesnt bulge Mouse turns scarlet Lodis smacks finno FinnO says: nope thats tied to my leg Mouse giggles CastleCrier gasps Mouse rolls up her sleeves...want me to bop him for ya, Lodis? FinnO gives Mouse a big, wet, sloppy lick! Mouse gives FinnO a heart throbbing kiss. FinnO says: umm FinnO takes mouse away to a privite room ;) Winklebum laughs Mouse bites Finno on the "leg" and runs CastleCrier blinks Philippe laughs Mouse smiles Singer goes to the front of chapel Mouse whistles.... music!! Singer stands beside Father Finno *** IF I SHOULD FALL BEHIND -Bruce Springsteen We said we'd walk together baby come what may That come the twilight should we lose our way If as we're walkin a hand should slip free I'll wait for you And should I fall behind Wait for me *** FinnO thinks . o O ( who gonna play the organ? ) Starbright says: i will Mouse thinks . o O ( me, tomorrow afternoon ) Brucefan says: lorr plays the organ FinnO asks: who's? CastleCrier stands Lodis bops BF not that organ! Mouse covers her eyes CastleCrier says: will the groom and his best manperson please stand before the alter to the right *** And thus...the wedding began...

"The Bride and Grooms Wedding Attire"

MESSAGES FROM OUR FRIENDS BEFORE AND AFTER From: bill [ Friday 12 October 2001 at 00:39 ] Congrats to the "old people" on the Marriage, may you find yourself together for years to come. **** From: Joan [ Saturday 6 October 2001 at 14:55 ] Congrats to Lorrie and Brucefan..it was a great wedding :):).. **** From: Apl [ Saturday 6 October 2001 at 20:57 ] Congrats King Brucefan and Queen Lorrie :) **** From: Michel [ Monday 8 October 2001 at 12:39 ] Congrats for the newly wed couple ... with love, Michel **** From: Mouse [ Saturday 6 October 2001 at 21:06 ] I wish to extend my heartfelt congratulations to the newlywed couple.....Mr. & Mrs. Brucefan :) May you enjoy many happy years together! **** From: Raccoon [ Sunday 7 October 2001 at 10:54 ]
congrats to Brucefan and Lorrie **** Para Lorrie Dese�ndoles mucho amor y alegr�a en su nueva vida juntos. Felicidades!!! TQM - Leginska **** Happy Wedding to you netmom!!!!!!!! Take a good honey moon :) lol slowly :) - Leginska and Hercolobus **** Oh my goodness, I looked at your pictures on your wedding pages and thought right away what a nice looking couple. Just call me a senti- mentalist but I cant help it. Just looking at your faces I see the personna of two people one just knows are compatible. Yes, I know you are only good friends but by golly you two are spiritually one! I swear that's the feeling I get and I think this netwedding of yours will be blessed in ways you can't even imagine. I get good vibes girl. Hugs to you both. I knew you were a nice lady and now I can plainly see his is a nice man. Great Karma! TaTa - Spiritlady (Cheryl) **** I might not make the wedding Lorrie but my thoughts and best wishes are with you, hugs and smoooches. Lefty **** By god Lorrcarr this is unbelievable! Does this mean I can't flirt with you anymore? Now why is it I feel this is the man you go "north" to see? You have a nice wedding and best of luck. I like these netweddings!! They bring romance into an otherwise cold world. Best Wishes to you both. As ever Reno. **** To Lorrie & Brucefan For the new husband and wife two dear friends lucky enough to have found each other. May your good fortunes follow you as the years unfold to fill your cups with all the happiness that they can hold! Congratulations! - Dad **** To Lorrie & Brucefan: I hope you have a very special & enjoyable day, with many happy years to follow. All the best. I hope I remember to go to the wedding....Ive got a head like a sieve with potatoe sized holes atm :o(I think that 1pm EST is 7pm GMT so I'll do my best to get to the church on time, but if I dont, I'll be thinking of you. tada for now. -Steve (Norm) **** Congratulations Lorrie and Brucefan, And thank you I may be the maid of horror..You know it was always my wish to lose the rings...drop the cake, and steal the champagne,and hide with Zeeman in the Honeymoon room. We won't take the chips and dips :).. I know the other guests like to eat something too. Best wishes...and may god bless you both.. Hugs Zeeman and Joan. **** I look forward to attending your wedding. Sniff, my best net buddy is now taken. Sniff ... Best wishes :) Hugs, RKD (Highwayman) **** Dearest Lorrie, Alas you are to marry another man and not me, congratulations and my best wishes to you on the big day. Well, at the moment I am in Belgium on a 6 week world tour of Europe, or at least parts of it. I will try to be there but cant promise as I have no idea what time that would be over here ;) Good luck and lots of love Colin **** You Lorrie? Getting netmarried? LOL okok who is this secret guy? Man, I been chasing your butt for over 6 months and you dont give me the time of day and now I hear you gonna netmarry! In all sincerety Lorrie you're the greatest and he is one helluva lucky guy. My best to you both. -Digger **** Dear Lorrie: You I know, your Brucefan I don't, but I do know if you are netmarrying him, then he has to be a swell guy because you are a swell lady and have been a good friend to me over the past year. Lots of people laugh at these netweddings, but in your case I think its a sweet and wondrous thing because I know all you have been through and all you go through and this bit of joy is meant for you. It's your turn my dear friend. Best wishes to you both. Hugs, Sara J. **** Congratulations along with my hopes you and BruceFan are very happy together! - Blackie **** Wishing you all good things the world has to offer Hoping that the love you share today and the kind blessings being sent your way follow you throughout your years together to ease the struggles and deepen the joys of a lifetime Congratulations! I'm so happy for you both. I wish you lots of happiness! - Margie ****