While on the set of his most important film yet, porn star Trent Lance can't seem to keep it up! After walking away in shame because of his inability to deliver the money shot, Trent gets some advice from a friend who tells him about a special shop in China Town which might be able to help him. Trent visits the shop and after the twin proprietoresses try to arouse Trent from his funk, and fail, they send him off to Denmark. There he meets Hands Jizzchin Anderson, the bisexual fisherman and writer. After a brief menage à trois with Hands and his Danish maid to assess Trent's problem, Hands prescribes the Little Spermaid, a magical vibrating shrimp/anal bead. Trent then returns to his film and tries out the new toy, finally giving the the actress her just desserts.
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