-*money falls out of Casey's pocket* Welfare scramble!
-*I throw a dog bone at Shawn and it hits him in the leg* I got nailed by the dog's bone!
-AIDS. The gift that keeps on giving.
-(after seeing Billy from Resident Evil: Zero get bitten by a zombie) He got munched!
-*a servant in Eternal Darkness bends down before a character and "gives him head"* Now that's what I call customer service!
-*Elizabeth and myself play with the velcro pockets on Shawn's pants* I'm glad my pants are so thrilling!
-(After Elizabeth and myself poked him in the hand several times)Why do you find my hand and pants so thrilling?!?
-I'm about ready to relieve the pressure in my head with a damn spoon. *pause* And holy shit...that just didn't sound right.
-(Online) NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO BE LAZIER THAN ME! INCLUDING CATS