-And it turns out there's some hanky-panky you have to do with this lab.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-Build the other isomer that you didn't make in 10a, and compare it, side by side with your molecule from 10a. Make sure to draw this one, tool.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher, a typo taken from a lab handout
-Just kind of let your juices flow with this one.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-I am not going to give this to Jackie and say, "Here, will you play with my urine specimen?"
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-I really like pouring stuff out of bottles; it's kind of fun.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-(Stirring a urine and water solution with a glass stir rod) Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle, because this is a tinkle lab.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-You'll notice this table says "weak acids." This doesn't mean they're wimps, or that they haven't been eating.
~~~Karen Anderson, Chemistry Teacher
-I lost the cover to my nuts!
~~~Mary, Elizabeth's mom
-death4frogs: well now, I want to play poo.
death4frogs: *pool
death4frogs: eew
~~~Greg, online
-I once took 30 minutes to figure out how to microwave a non-microwaveable pizza.
~~~Adam Woods
-I like the chickens 'cause they're so delickens... *sings*
~~~Zak
-These frozen cakes are selling like hotcakes!
~~~Corey
-Taylor: Do you at least attach lasers to the heads of shakes?
Taylor: Er sharks.
-I'm gonna continue kicking some Lost ass.
~~~Brian
I couldn't remember what they were called for awhile there, the Iron Maidens. I was thinking Bloody Marys or something like that. Apparently Leon stopped for a drink along the way.
~~~Brian, on an enemy from Resident Evil 4
-Taylor: We got that movie on DVD :S
Taylor: ...I spelled :D wrong
-Levis are jeans and dudes.
~~~Greg
-A fantastic group of products. The Glitter Glam Gold Slim Line Vibrator? I didn't know something so skinny could do that. Mini-Mite may be mini, but it is quite mighty. I've never had a lady's finger do what the Crystal Clear Lady Finger could do. And the Vibrating Egg Bullet? Let's just say it's like getting shot in the cooter. Shot in the cooter, with pleasure.
~~~Jane Folly
-Greg: We gotta looke htat upt!
Greg: ...
-Oh! The internet finally wants me to enlarge my penis.
~~~Greg
-Like, I totally got my nails done, and OH MY GOD they look so great!
~~~Greg
-If I watched that, half of me would be excited for the lesbians, and the other half would be turned off by the raging cock.
~~~Greg, discussing me jumping the members of Queen as they are dressed in their I Want to Break Free music video
-Nothing is better than Woody ass.
~~~Brian
-That's right, my joystick controls tacos.
~~~Brian
-Poles can be hot.
~~~Greg
-Brian: Tauscher, go out for a pass@!
Brian: Apparently he buys German now.