-Hey, I'm just getting a massage! There's nothing sexual about that!
-It's ok, it's just his bloody torso! (after a torso comes flying out at Claire in Resident Evil:2, and Elizabeth and Erica scream)
-(watching Blues Brothers)It really bothers me that you never get to see their eyes. *Jake (John Belushi) takes off the sunglasses that he wears all throughout the movie* ...oh.
-(While cutting rice krispies at work)First I'll pull them out and then we'll see how hard they are.