Nuko Gekitsou: ~ Log COmmence ~ InsaneDilandauDS: ((It's Kaga)) Nuko Gekitsou: [ LUNCH BATTLE ] InsaneDilandauDS: ((Kaga is the theme ingredient)) Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO vs SAKAI ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ State character, dice, and ingredient of choice. ] Nuko Gekitsou: SAKAI: YOU MAKE ME ANGRY.. LIKE TOKYO X. >O InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Ah hehehe! Biscuits! Suupa Suti: ( ANT. ) Suupa Suti: ( YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR WITH MORO. ) Nuko Gekitsou: [ OH AND don't forget assistant. ] InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: Don't forget about the introduction! >O Nuko Gekitsou: [ IRON CHEF FRENCH SAKAI . 4d100 . Soy Sauce . Rita Repulsa ] Suupa Suti: ( YOU ASS SNIFFIN', COCK SLURPIN', PUSSY HATIN', LAWNMOWIN', DICK PULLIN', NIPPLE TWISTIN', CUM GUZZLIN', BALL CUDDLIN', NAZI! ) Nuko Gekitsou: SAKAI: YOU HAVE TO WAIT, BISH. *bitchslap* InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Flowers! Heheeee InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: ::Cries.:: How could you? ;.; Suupa Suti: o_o Nuko Gekitsou: Rita Repulsa is my secret lover. ;.; X Kaisoku: [Jiko Mushabayumazakimoyobashukagomoto - 4d25 - Articuno omg take THAT Kei] InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME?? Kawaii Antoshi: ][ Lawnmowin?! Oh, you're a bitch. >O ][ InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Oh dear, muffins are good. Nuko Gekitsou: [ ROLL INIT ] InsaneDilandauDS: Rita: ::Cuddles Sakai.:: OnlineHost: Nuko Gekitsou rolled 1 6-sided die: 4 Nuko Gekitsou: YEAH. FOUR. FOUR MY ASS. OnlineHost: X Kaisoku rolled 1 6-sided die: 5 InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: 4 is a pretty number n_n Nuko Gekitsou: :: Animefall. :: YOU BITCH. XD InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: You delightful woman. X Kaisoku: ::Dramatic pose!:: Suupa Suti: (* XD ) Suupa Suti: -* Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO /4 - SAKAI /4 ] X Kaisoku: Only Tet can call me a bitch. >_> <_< Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO, COMMENCE! ] Nuko Gekitsou: *gong* InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I'm gonna bite your bunyon! Suupa Suti: ( XD ) InsaneDilandauDS: ((Bang a gong they are off!)) X Kaisoku: (... XD) Nuko Gekitsou: :: PAnts as he runs to the top of the steps. :: I KILL YOU MOTO-SAN! >O InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Heheheheh food! n_n Nuko Gekitsou: YOU SLOW LIKE TURTLE WITH GAS. >O X Kaisoku: ::Idly "accidentally" pegs Sakai with a leg of Articuno.:: Bite me monkey boy! >O OnlineHost: X Kaisoku rolled 4 25-sided dice: 14 11 7 15 Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO /4 - SAKAI 1/4 ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ SAKAI, COMMENCE. ] InsaneDilandauDS: ((Today's theme ingredient is articuno. It just doesn't get any fresher then that! Also here with me are doc and our special guest star "Fvuvhdje" from the caves of macedonia!)) Nuko Gekitsou: OW. YOU HOE> InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Cuddle me n_n InsaneDilandauDS: Translato X Kaisoku: (XD!!) InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: I like gardening with hoes n_n X Kaisoku: Actually, that doesn't sound like such a bad idea. o_O Suupa Suti: ( XDDDD ) InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Pick my nose? X Kaisoku: (WTF XD) Suupa Suti: ( :: LAughing so hard at the translators. :: ) Suupa Suti: ( XDDD _ Suupa Suti: )* Nuko Gekitsou: :: Pulls Chairman Kaga out of his chair and wafts him over to Jiko. He then barks orders to RIta, telling her to get the Articuno. :: I WILL WIN BITCH. OnlineHost: Nuko Gekitsou rolled 4 25-sided dice: 2 9 21 6 InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: I like to cook dogs n_n Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 2/4 - SAKAI 1/4 ] Suupa Suti: ( XDDDD ) InsaneDilandauDS: Rita: huh? ::Eats articuno.:: X Kaisoku: (Dude this's gonna take forever. XD) Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABYUM..oh forget it.. MOTO, COMMENCE. ] Nuko Gekitsou: :: Buffs Jiko's dice to 4d100. :: Kawaii Antoshi: ][ EW. ][ Kawaii Antoshi: ][ "Buffs his dice." o-o ][ X Kaisoku: ::Flicks Kaga back at Sakai, and apparently has his dice buffed? Mrowr.:: OnlineHost: X Kaisoku rolled 4 100-sided dice: 35 62 34 53 InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: ow. Nuko Gekitsou: [ PERSON. I DON'T HAVE DICE CHART. ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ + points for me. ;.; ] Kawaii Antoshi: ][ 27. xD ][ Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 2/4 - SAKAI 28/4 ] InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Teehehehe last night, don't tell Sakai, but I bit his penis off! I spit it out and put it in his articuno piece! n_n Aren't I funny? X Kaisoku: (...... XD) Suupa Suti: ( o____o ) Nuko Gekitsou: [ SAKAI. COMMENCE. ] X Kaisoku: (What was Jiko's muzzle doing down there in the first place?) Nuko Gekitsou: I don't need KAGA. KAGA. NO ONE LOVES YOUR 9218732199 INCH PENIS ANYMORE. GOAWAY. X Kaisoku: (Tet must be jealous.) InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: I had a penis? X Kaisoku: (XD!!!) Suupa Suti: ( XD ) Nuko Gekitsou: :: Puts salt in Jiko's articino stew. :: HAHAHHAHA. I WILL WIN. OnlineHost: Nuko Gekitsou rolled 4 25-sided dice: 2 25 15 13 InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Mmm feel the salt of rage. Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 6/4 - SAKAI 28/4 ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO M...O. COMMENCE. ] Kawaii Antoshi: o-o X Kaisoku: (MO WHOO!) Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats his dice.* :D Kawaii Antoshi: *Forced him to use 1d100.* Mm. n-n Kawaii Antoshi: Dicey. o-o Nuko Gekitsou: Computer Lady: Thirty Minutes have Elapsed. InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: squeezeycheese-san! X Kaisoku: ::Gasps and points somewhere far away omg!:: o_o!! Oh my GOD LOOK AT THAT! ::... Swaps the stew while Sakai is looking away.:: Kawaii Antoshi: AHH! I'M HEARING THE VOICES. ;-;!!! OnlineHost: X Kaisoku rolled 4 100-sided dice: 14 30 82 44 InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: ITS GODZILLA RUN. X Kaisoku: (XD) Nuko Gekitsou: - Jiko's dice were eaten. only first roll counts. - Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 6/4 - SAKAI 28/4 ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ SAKAI, COMMENCE. ] InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: Squeezycheese-san!!! InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: >O Kawaii Antoshi: *Curls into fetal position.* ;-; InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: It seems both the contestants have made stew, back 2 u dude Kawaii Antoshi: *Throws an egg at Sakai.* o-o Nuko Gekitsou: I TURN YOU INTO SQUEEZY CHEESE. :: Mixes chicken, tokyo x, soy sauce, garlic, pepper, fried onions, bread, butter, cheese, ice cream, and a blender into the food processor and stuffs that down Jikos throat. :: YOU LIKE? Nuko Gekitsou: I KNOW. *evil laugh* BWBAUHAHAHAHAHA OnlineHost: Nuko Gekitsou rolled 4 25-sided dice: 2 18 1 10 Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 7/4 - SAKAI 28/4 ] InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Back when I was growing up my ass always came out of my pants and all the other kids laughed X Kaisoku: (XD!!!) InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: This ingrediant reminds me of that. Nuko Gekitsou: [ MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO, GO. ] X Kaisoku: @_x ::Teeters, stumbles, bumps into Sakai, and tips him into his own stew.:: Kawaii Antoshi: *Walks up to Translator.* HELLO! :D X Kaisoku: ::Is his other dice still eaten? ;_;:: Kawaii Antoshi: *Yes, they were delicious.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: ::Eats him.:: >O X Kaisoku: ::;_;!!:: Kawaii Antoshi: Eeep! OnlineHost: X Kaisoku rolled 4 100-sided dice: 77 57 82 38 InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: it seems the challenger is crying! Kawaii Antoshi: *Kick, struggle.* InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: At least you didn't have man boobs! InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: ::Chuckle:: X Kaisoku: (WTF XD) Nuko Gekitsou: - Yes. - Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO 7/4 - SAKAI *DEAD* ] Kawaii Antoshi: o-o... X Kaisoku: o_O!! InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: IRON CHEF SAKAI IS THE WINNER!! Nuko Gekitsou: NO. Kawaii Antoshi: *Gets stuck in translator's esophagus.* o-o X Kaisoku: .... O_o X Kaisoku: But I won! T_T InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: ::is immune.:: Nuko Gekitsou: THE BATTLE IS DONE< THE BATTLE IS OVA! Nuko Gekitsou: [ SHUT UP EVERYONE. ] InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: How can this be? I tried my hardest ;.; Kawaii Antoshi: *Crawls out of translator's mouth.* o-o!!! Nuko Gekitsou: [ Part Two: Tasting and Judgement. ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Pokes translator with a fork.* >/ Kawaii Antoshi: o-o... Nuko Gekitsou: [ [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO will present his dishes of four to the judges. ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ On the panel today are.. ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Runs to tasting and judgement. Throws one judge out. Sits in his chair.* :D Nuko Gekitsou: [ Crazy madman, Antoshi! ] InsaneDilandauDS: Barney the Dinosaur: ::Sits on the panel.:: ._. Kawaii Antoshi: Yaaay! :D Nuko Gekitsou: [ .. Gay Dinosaur, Barney! ] InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: n_n Nuko Gekitsou: [ .. Crazed idiot, Nuko Gekitsou! ] Nuko Gekitsou: YAHAHHAHAH. Kawaii Antoshi: Kipsyre: e_e Nuko Gekitsou: [ Anyone else? e.e ] InsaneDilandauDS: ((Did any of you notice that old lady changed jobs a lot of times?)) InsaneDilandauDS: ((Like 3 times. First she was a fortune teller, then a food critic..)) InsaneDilandauDS: ((Then she changed into something else. XD)) Nuko Gekitsou: [ No. They're two seperate people. ] Kawaii Antoshi: Kipsyre: *On panel. Groan.* InsaneDilandauDS: ((Really?)) InsaneDilandauDS: ((They look alike)) Nuko Gekitsou: [ And Kipsyre. Who know what that person is. ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ Yah. ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ ANYwAY. THE food for [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Eateth of food.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I really tried to capture the essense of cow in this dish! I hope you enjoy it! n_n Nuko Gekitsou: [ The first dish is Articino stew. ] Kawaii Antoshi: Kip: *Eat, flies away.* X Kaisoku: o_o X Kaisoku: ::Slides it forward. Sweatdrop.:: InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: ::Tries to eat, but it just rolls off his costume.:: .... This sux0red Nuko Gekitsou: :: Eats. :: .. Hmn.. the taste of articino is very subtle at first, and then the feeling expands in my mouth, exciting my tastebuds! InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Fuck you. X Kaisoku: (XD!!) X Kaisoku: ::Didn't even say anything!:: Nuko Gekitsou: [ The second dish is Articuno on a stick, New York style. ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats dish, eats tablecloth.* I thought it was very good and clothy. I dunno what I just ate. I just want free food. :D! InsaneDilandauDS: ((You have to comment about the food, Jiko XD)) Kawaii Antoshi: *Throws an egg at Jiko. Plok.* o-o; Nuko Gekitsou: YUMMY. X Kaisoku: ::Presents the Articuno on a stick. It looks like Kei with a pole through him.:: ... X3 I had fun making this. I think more people should cook with Articuno. InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I stuck this stick up my nose and got boogers and then I colored them bluuuue n_n X Kaisoku: (XD) X Kaisoku: (So that means Kei looks like a giant blue booger?) InsaneDilandauDS: ((Yes)) Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats stick Articuno. Falls over.* I thought it was very bowel-movementy and I'm scared of the next dish. x.x Nuko Gekitsou: [ Third has nothing to do with Articuno. The next dish is Farfetch'd Ice Cream. ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats some table. Sigh.* :D InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: This induced bowel movements. Thanks n_n X Kaisoku: ::Eyeshift. Presents the ice cream.:: A lot of effort went into making this. Especially the part where I had to chase a farfetch'd with a hammer and smash it into oblivion. :D! Kawaii Antoshi: *Grabs ice cream, puts it in his pants. Jumps on table, does the boogie dance!* Shananananaaanananananaaa! :D Nuko Gekitsou: .. O.o InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I farted into a biowl to get this. I hope you enjoy. X Kaisoku: (XD!!) InsaneDilandauDS: ((bowl*)) InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: This reminded me of my childhood Nuko Gekitsou: [ :: Dies from laughter. :: Finally, the last dish is Articuno on the rocks. ] Kawaii Antoshi: Ooh, rocks. o-o Nuko Gekitsou: [ Translation for Antoshi: Articuno on ice. ] InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: Whoooot X Kaisoku: ::Which Jiko took literally. He went out and found an Articuno dead on some rocks and brought it back. Present!:: .. o_o I .. don't know. I just don't know. Kawaii Antoshi: Oohhh. o-o Nuko Gekitsou: Umm.. Very.. yummy? x___x; Nuko Gekitsou: :: Falls over and has an heart attack. :; Kawaii Antoshi: *Takes a nibble of the Articuno, spews fire from his mouth.* Yaaay! :D InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I forgot my lines. Sorry n_n X Kaisoku: (XD) InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: This made blood come out of my nose. Hehehe Nuko Gekitsou: :: Jiko is locked up in an dungeon while Sakai commences. :: X Kaisoku: T_T!! InsaneDilandauDS: ::In dungeon too, so it's ok?:: -.o Nuko Gekitsou: [ Now we will present only one dish from Sakai. He will introduce it himself (because he's an ass..) .. ] X Kaisoku: o_O!! Kawaii Antoshi: *Looks at Kaga.* Is that another dish? o-o X Kaisoku: ::Pounce Tet!:: InsaneDilandauDS: ::Ack! Pounced.:: @_@ InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: AWOOOOOOOOO!! X Kaisoku: ::Makeout. Prrr.:: X3 Nuko Gekitsou: :: hearty laugh. :: I MAKE FOR YOU ARTICUNO POOPIE ROYALE. HOPE YOU LIKE.. or else. InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: I sniffed my ass before this dish. That's what inspired me. I think you'll find it quite strong. Nuko Gekitsou: .. EAT IT. Kawaii Antoshi: *Throws Articuno poopie at Sakai.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Poke it! Kawaii Antoshi: EEEEEEEEEEE! Kawaii Antoshi: Poke this! Kawaii Antoshi: *Rips a tree out of the ground, beats Translator with it.* >>; Nuko Gekitsou: This is a delicacy in Eithopia. ;.; Nuko Gekitsou: I KNOW I WILL WIN. InsaneDilandauDS: BtD: I love you, you love me, I smell love yes sir..ee! ::Waddles off to the dungeon.:: =B X Kaisoku: (... XD) Nuko Gekitsou: Which of these chefs will cool their way into victory? We will find out next. InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Its meoeoeoeoeoeoeooeoeoeo I WON YOU FUCKERS Nuko Gekitsou: :: Everyone transported to the kitchen stadium. :: InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translators: NO WAY! I LIKE DILDOS Kawaii Antoshi: *Clings to Barney.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: ... X Kaisoku: ::Pauses mid-makeout with Tet. ... Blink.:: Nuko Gekitsou: [ Kaga, take it away. ] Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats Kaga on the way.* YUM! :D Nuko Gekitsou: [ .. Er... Nuko. Please be Chairman for the minute. ] InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: ::Isn't eaten.:: Einy meiny minie..mo..catch a chef by the toe if he hollars let him go, einy meiny miney mo! Kawaii Antoshi: ALmost as tasty as the dice. o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: I pick Sakai n_n X Kaisoku: .... ._. Kawaii Antoshi: *Eats Kaga again.* That's all, folks! :O Nuko Gekitsou: Ok. Today, we have seen an amazing battle. JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO, the longest name to be placed in Iron Chef history, made three insipring dishes. Sakai, today, was just a bitch. Nuko Gekitsou: I WILL HUMP YOU ALL WHEN I WIN. InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: ::ROARS:: I'm the chairman ;.; Nuko Gekitsou: Ok. :: Bows to kaga. :: InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: boobsies! Kawaii Antoshi: ][ Four dishes. o-o ][ Nuko Gekitsou: [ Note three inspiring. ] X Kaisoku: (XD) Kawaii Antoshi: ][ xD ][ InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: Ok. ::Takes out dice.:: Higher then 3 is for Sakai and lower is for that rat thing Nuko Gekitsou: [ Kaga. Take it away. >O ] OnlineHost: InsaneDilandauDS rolled 1 6-sided die: 1 InsaneDilandauDS: Kaga: Its the rat thing. -_- Kawaii Antoshi: o-o X Kaisoku: o___O Kawaii Antoshi: YAY! Nuko Gekitsou: JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO WINS! JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO WINS! WHAT AN UPSET., JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO WINS! Nuko Gekitsou: *victory music* X Kaisoku: o_O!! Kawaii Antoshi: *Pets Jiko.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: WTF DID I DO WRONG I'M GOING TO RAPE JIKO TONIGHT InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Moo! I won X Kaisoku: ::Purrrrr.:: Kawaii Antoshi: :D!! Nuko Gekitsou: NO... :: Goes over to Jiko and bitch slaps him. :: Kawaii Antoshi: He's a good doggie. o-o OnlineHost: Nuko Gekitsou rolled 4 14-sided dice: 6 6 6 5 Kawaii Antoshi: Can I adopt him. :D? X Kaisoku: ::Yelp!:: @_x InsaneDilandauDS: Ota: Do you feel you deserve to win? ::Waves the mic in Jiko's face:: Nuko Gekitsou: NO I LOST MY IRON CHEF POWERS... ;.; X Kaisoku: ::Blinks at the mic.:: ... :D YES. InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: I'm just in it for the raping. n_n X Kaisoku: (XD!!!!) Nuko Gekitsou: :: The mighty morphin iron chef suit was presented to Jiko. :: InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Maybe I won't rape you Kawaii Antoshi: *Adopts Jiko.* :D! X Kaisoku: ... Well, maybe that too. Tet won't be too happy tonight. '_'; InsaneDilandauDS: ;.; InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: Wait, you have no penis! Silly me! InsaneDilandauDS: Translator: Whats a penis? X Kaisoku: o_o! Nuko Gekitsou: [ JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO WILL NOW GO DOWN INTO HISTORY! ] X Kaisoku: Jiko will now go down? o_O X Kaisoku: ::Clings to Tet. Giggle.:: X3 Kawaii Antoshi: *Throws eggs at Translators.* o-o InsaneDilandauDS: Jiko's Translator: ...Peaches and cream for me! n_n Nuko Gekitsou: [ Next match for next week: JIKO MUSHABAYUMAZAKIMOYOBASHUKAGOMOTO vs a penny. See who emerges as victor! ] Nuko Gekitsou: [ GOODBYE FOLKS. ] Nuko Gekitsou: ~ Log Dies ~