2. Two words that would describe you would be:
Fun, moody
Ambitious, incapable
Athletic, stubborn

3. Let's just imagine you got in a horrible plane wreck in the middle of a deserted desert and no way to escape by yourself and are the only survivor. Your first thought is:
I'd better find some source of water, and quick!
Wow! The question said I was a survivor!
These plane shards might make a good shelter.

4. You're on an island inhabited with cannibals. You're being carried on some sort of throne to a boiling pot. Obviously:
You need to find a way to escape these cannibals.
The cannibals are going to make you into soup. I wonder if I taste good..
These halfwit islanders think you're their long-lost queen and have prepared a royal hottub for you.

5. You're on the Survivor show but hate it. Your way out:
Death.
Getting kicked off.
Leading camera man on so he'll let you borrow his speedboat.

6. Your ideal Survivor job would be:
Helping make the shelter.
Making friends with everyone.
Gathering food [when you gather, you can eat some of it before you bring it back and just tell everyone you only found a little. Crafty].

7. The sports you are involved with:
Nothing.
Dance and Chess Club, I'm well rounded.
Track team and softball.

8. You hate:
Being picked last.
Being alone.
Losing.

9. You aspire to be:
Mohammed Ali.
Kobe Bryant.
Britney Spears.

10. If someone were going to vote you off, you'd:
Tell him, "Heh, that sounds like penis".
Obliterate his village.
Kick him.