2. When he says something to you, your immediate response is:
"Fuck you."
"Fuck me."
GASP! You said "Fuck"!
"Fuck off, mofo."

3. Your favorite colors are:
Pink, white
Gold, silver
Blue, purple
Black, red

4. The last fight you got into:
Was with your parents.
Was a catfight with another girl over a guy at school.
Ended in broken reading glasses and a bloody nose. You walked out with a couple scratches from stray glass shards.
Fight..?

5. What kind of music do you like:
Heavy metal, death metal
Pop, country
Punk rock
Rap, hip hop

6. If you were stranded on a desert island, you would:
Kill everything on the island.
Crack open all the coconuts and eat them.
Flirt with all the cannibals.
Kiss all the coconuts and make friends with them.

7. The worst thing you've ever done/said:
Stolen a cookie from the cookie jar.
"Heh, that sounds like penis."
Broken a mirror from staring at your reflection too long.
Obliterated a village.

8. You best relate with this tv character:
Angelica - The Rugrats
Brigette - 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter
Squidward - Spongebob Squarepants
Regis Philbin - Who Wants to be a Millionaire

9. If you were one of the 5 last people on earth, you would:
Be a flower child.
Seclude yourself by living in a cave in the outskirts of Zimbabwe, live off wild zebras and bores, and do an odd tribal dance--dancing in the fire--each night.
Populate the planet with the hottest guy left, or all the guys for that matter.
Kill and eat all the people, they annoy you and you're hungry.

10. Your current thoughts most resemble:
Who the fuck would make such a long and boring quiz?!
After this, I'd better go touch up my makeup real quick. You never know who's staring at me through the dark window at night.
Well this is fun, not.
I have no life, but that's a-ok.