Crowley Temple #5

TK of D T of I

High Holy Master of Esoteric Mystical Stuff

Frater: IPI

DO WHAT THOU WILT SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW!

HAIL ERIS!

I greet you with the ancient greeting, “Howdy!” and invite you to membership in this most secret and esoteric Order.

So secret in fact that it was unheard of until very recently, as a matter of fact you’ve probably never heard of us, that’s right…..we’re THAT damn secret…..

Want to know more? Of course you do…… Well,

WARNING!! THE FOLLOWING IS A FALSE STATEMENT!

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Does that answer your questions???

No???

Damn!!! you really are nosey huh?

Ok, well………..This invitation has been sent to you because we believe you have what it takes to truly become an illuminated Master and Frater (that’s Brother for you non-Latin speaking people)

So, all you need to do is respond to the Frater who sent this invitation to you and express interest……That’s it…..we’ll do the rest…..

ACT TODAY

FOR YOUR VERY OWN

TKofD TofI BUTTON

WITH EACH NEW INITIATION!!

Hey, did we mention that you get to wear really nifty robes, learn secret handshakes, do rituals, and all other manner of esoteric mumbo-jumbo???

LOVE IS THE LAW, LOVE UNDER WILL

ALL HAIL DISCORDIA