Number Six: Death by Fanfiction
Scott was past believing anything. In fact, the point where he’d really lost the plot was when Xavier attacked him with his wheelchair, and he’d been so jumpy since then, that... well, that incident with Kurt happened. He was quite lucky to have found the plot even then, because I’m yet to know where it is. Anyway, Scott had somehow clicked on to the Internet, just to have a look around. He was quite surprised, to say the least, to find that there was an “X-Men” section with Cyclops-centred stories on a fanfiction website.
“Goodie,” he said happily aloud to himself. “Some people don’t want me dead.” So he clicked on the first story he found without looking at the title, and discovered...
A full report on all the awful deaths that had happened to him in the past few days.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he squealed when he saw all the supportive reviews for the writer (thank you a lot, all of you). “They... they all hate me.”
At which point a huge axe appeared out of the screen, and with a cry of “Death to Cyclops!”, Cyclops died. Which you’d probably hope would be the end of him. But it won’t.
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