Number Three: Death by Toad
Cyclops was walking down the street, wondering to himself, when he heard a funny noise. As he looked up to see what it was, he saw something-or someone-come flying down towards him.
There was a sickening crack as Toad landed on Cyclops and broke his back. Unfortunately, it takes more than that to kill the Evil One, and he just stared at Toad, who was sitting on him. Toad grinned, and pulled two spoons out of his pockets. He waved them about long enough for Cyclops to wonder what was going on, and then started to gouge Cyclops’s eyes out (carefully so that the Evil One didn’t kill him with his death stare ray).
“Don’t you people ever DIE?” Toad asked angrily, after about ten minutes. The red blasts had given up, but Cyclops hadn’t. Then he thought. And it was then that Toad had an idea.
After about twenty minutes, all that remained of Cyclops was his shoes and the hand that was hanging out of Toad’s mouth. Toad swallowed, burped, and then smiled.
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