Number Nineteen: Death by Angry Mob of Scott-Lovers
It had to happen one day. One day, Scott’s fans (both of them), became very very mad upon discovering a fic by the name of “The Many Deaths of Scott Summers aka Cyclops”. Not realising the horror contained inside, and only seeing the name they loved, they clicked quickly on the fic, and were disgusted to find it was about Scott’s death. Not just one. Many of them. Although angered, they continued reading until they had devoured the entire story.
Afterwards, they decided to threaten the poor little author with flames—not actual flames, just “if you do this again I will have to flame you”.
Yes, sadly, I really did get one or two like that. Thanks for being my inspiration, anonymous Scott fans (I’d wanna be anonymous if I liked him, too), you’re what make it all worthwhile (and now this following bit isn’t true. It didn’t really happen, okay?)
Anyway, the threats came. But you know, threats are never enough, and so out they went to gather up an angry mob.
Angry mobs will be angry for anything, and they’ll turn up out of nowhere, and so, armed with banners, signs, and flaming torches, they marched towards the poor little author who just wanted to make people laugh their guts out. Screaming and yelling, roaring and chanting, they marched and...
Scott came out to find out what was going on, and... oh what a terrible shame, the angry mob, too angry to see where they were going (blinded with anger?), trampled straight over Scott, waving their banners and yelling. Scott was crushed to death under a sea of angry Scott-lovers and random mob-people.
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