Number Eighteen: Death by Kitty
Death by potassium is not a necessarily nice experience. Quite fun to watch, however. So by the time Scott had burnt up he had a large audience watching.
And a certain Katherine Pryde had been in that audience, and it set her thinking. She, like so many others, hated Scott. And she, like so many others, wanted to show it in a physical way. Therefore, she would have to kill him.
However unoriginal using your powers to kill Scott has become, Kitty couldn’t think of a better way, and so powers it was going to be. All she had to do was wait for the ideal moment.
The ideal moment came when Scott was busy, hiding from everyone in the garden shed. Kitty had since him running down to the bottom of the garden when he had thought no one was watching (why he thought Jean and Xavier wouldn’t be able to find him, I don’t know).
Kitty crept down to the shed and phased through the wall. Then she phased her arm through Scott’s back, and pulled out his liver (luckily, Kitty listened in her last biology lesson). Scott turned round to see what she was doing. And there, in her hands, was his liver. She passed it to him and held it, not sure what else to do with it.
And so it carried on until he was also holding his bladder, his intestine, his brain, both his lungs, and finally, his heart. Now, it doesn’t take Einstein to realise that when you are missing those organs, you die fairly quickly. But it took Scott a moment or two to realise it. When he did, he died.
Kitty got up and did a victory dance while trying to juggle all the organs at once (messy).
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