Number Seventeen: Death by Beast
Beast, as an ex-science teacher (no pun on the “x” intended) knew quite a lot about science type things. For instance, he could recite the periodic table (ever since Evan taught him how to do it in a rap). Science type things also included things such as the reactivity series. I.e. how reactive things are. And it is a well-known fact that potassium reacts rather violently with water.
Anyway, Beast was just pondering this one day when he saw Scott outside. In annoyance, he threw a piece of potassium into a bowl of water. The potassium caught fire and whizzed around the bowl for a few moments, before going out. Ah ha.
And so, Scott found himself completely overpowered by Beast, who attacked him and covered him in potassium, and then hung him from the washing line in the garden.
Scott didn’t know what was coming next, but he knew it wasn’t good. Because it started to rain.
“I vonder vhat zat vas?” Kurt said, sticking his fuzzy head out the window to look. “Ach, the vashing exploded again.”
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