Number One: Death by Logan
Logan stomped into Cyclops’s room. Cyclops looked up from his dirty magazine.
“Wha…?”
“Just wanted to give you this,” Logan said with a smirk. At which point he popped his claws, and stabbed Cyclops. Repeatedly.
“Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” screamed Cyclops in a girly voice. When the screaming stopped and Cyclops went limp, Logan paused. “Oh, just a few more times,” he said out loud. He stabbed him six or seven more times, and then stopped, because the door was opening. Logan dropped the body, and watched Prof. Xavier come in. He whistled and tried to look innocent.
“What’s going on?” Xavier asked.
“It wasn’t me. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.”
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