:: ACiDjoke
If you're hanging around with me and ACiD, we're probably gonna be crackin' up so hard, and you won't get a thing. This is because most of our jokes are inside jokes. Because of this problem, I have now provided an inside joke dictionary for you to review before you hang with us. Now, by doing this, the jokes aren't really inside anymore, but at least we won't be the only ones to get it. Please note that this is still under construction.. there are HUNDREDS more.
:: Knife Rock[ACiDjoke]
Dude #1: ::chipping rock with other rock::
Dude #2: Hey man, what're you doing?
Dude #1: Oh, nothing.
Dude #2: OK. ::turns around and does other things::
Dude #1: Hey dude, I'm done with what I'm doing, wanna see?
Dude #2: ::turns back around to Dude #1::
Dude #1: SSSSSSSSSSSTUGUG ::throws a knife that he made out of a rock at Dude #2's forehead killing him::
Dude #2: ::falls back and hits a a guy behind him::
Dude #3: OUCH!
Okay, this is a really weird inside joke. Pat was sleeping over at my house and we were watching The Hunted. They made knives out of rocks and killed people by throwing it. It seemed really funny at the time 'cuz we were kinda hyper. Then we saw Wild Boyz and Johnny Knoxville flinched and stepped back 'cuz of this rattlesnake. When he stepped back he hit Steve-O and it was funny as hell. At the end of the day we blended those two together and it became an inside joke. Just incase, the "SSSSSSSSSTUGUG" is the sound effect that the knife makes as it's flying through the air when Dude #1 throws it.
:: I Hate You Bear[ACiDjoke]
Josh: I HATE YOU BEAR!!!
On V-day, Pat's mom bought my little 4 yr. old cousin Josh this bear that said "I love you" when you pressed the tummy. Josh was just walkin' around pressin' it over and over again. Then he stops and points at it, then he says "I HATE YOU BEAR" and laughs. It was TOO cute and funny. haha.
:: Pipes[ACiDjoke]
Me: Dude, whatcha doin?
Pat: Cluggin' the pipes.. what're you doin?
Me: Cleanin' the pipes..
Pat: Oh okay..
There's two jokes in this: Cluggin' and Cleanin' the pipes. First off... Cluggin. You see, Pat NEVER takes a dump at my aunt's house, because everytime he does, he always ends up cloggin' it up. He takes massive shits. It's pretty simple, basically "cluggin' the pipes" means takin' a shit. Next, Cleaning. On one conversation we had, we were talking about sperm for some reason, and I called my sperm cells "little RJs". Then he called his "little Acids", and I said.. "dude, so your acid jizz cleans your septic system huh?". And he said... "oh, hell yea". From then on "wackin off" became "cleaning the pipes". LoL.
:: Bloody Tears[ACiDjoke]
Me: AAAAHHH!! I'm crying blood!
One time when me and Pat were waiting for the bus, we were making ourselves cry by drying our eyes. We cried so much that we thought we were gonna bleed tears.
:: Garbage Files[ACiDjoke]
root/workspace/.garbage.
This is from the movie "Hackers". Hackers is not realistic at all. I would explain all the stupid details but I'm too lazy to. Anyways, we love to watch this movie because it's funny how they have everything so wrong. We use this joke when we get too serious in computer work to ease ourselves up. LoL. "Dude, go check out this file.. it's in.... ROOT/WORKSPACE/.GARBAGE./.. lmao you won't get it, cuz' you're either computer illiterate or you're a lamer. LoL.
:: ACiDiMiX[ACiDjoke]
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This one is hard to explain. As you may know, Pat ALWAYS uses stupid sound effects to express himself. It's a disease. Everytime he does it, I make fun of him. One day, I beat boxed for him and made a remix using all of his sound effects. Sound effects include the "SSSSTUGUG" from the Rock Knife joke, and the sound of brushing your hair.. which doesn't really make a sound, but it does for Pat. LoL
:: Hedgehog[ACiDjoke]
Me: Oh shit dude, check out this hedgehog, it's got a mohawk!
Pat: WHERE!?!?!
Me: You stupid ass, it's on the V-Day card!
Pat: Oh... ::laughs demonically::
This one has two jokes in it. On V-day, Pat and I bought or V-day shit for our girls. I got this weird card with rodents on it and there was a hedgehog with a mohawk. When I pointed it out, he thought I meant a REAL headgehog. That dumbass, LoL. He laughed at himself with a weird, demonic laugh. You have to hear it for this to be funny. Just call him at 720.810.2993 and ask him for a demonstration. Make sure you ask from the demonic laugh.
:: KaZaAa[ACiDjoke]
Me: Dude, I wonder what Tarryn's doing....
ACiD: I don't know, hold on, let me ask.
:: ACiD IMs Tarryn ::
ACiD: Hey Tarryn, whatcha doin'?
Tarryn: Listening to KaZaA...
ACiD: How the fuck do you listen to KaZaA? It's a download companion...
:: ACiD comes back to me.. ::
ACiD: Dude, she's listening to KaZaAa
Me: KaZaAa????
ACiD: YeAah
Me: LoL
Aight, this is stupid.. Tarryn just refers to KaZaA as something you can listen to, like an MP3 file or something.. It's a P2P LoL. The other joke to it is ACiD misspelling KaZaA.. he added an extra A, so now, everytime we talk we always add an extra A. LoL.
:: Gum[ACiDjoke]
Me: Yo dude, let me have some gum..
ACiD: WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUM???
I was rubbing ACiD's sideburns and I was asking him... "Dude, what's with your sideburns?". Then I quickly changed topics and asked for gum. I guess he got confused and replied to both questions at the same time, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN GUM??" LoL.
:: D[ACiDjoke]
:: ACiD doing a wordsearch ::
ACiD: Yo, is that a D?? or a D??
Me: Naw dude, it's an I.
He was doing my wordsearch and he just asked if the letter was D, or a D. LoL, who knows why.. but it was really an I.