My Stuff
I'm Jesse. Here on this page I have some stuff I've wrote recently. Check em out.
"No applications and Rude people"
I went to fishy fries the other day, and asked if they were hiring. A young , attractive woman told me, "yeah, I guess." I responded, "Alright... can I have an application?" So she goes, "Um, we don't got any more applications." ANd then I go, "OK", and she goes, "Huh?", and I said "Shut up." She says, "You can go nextdoor to get an application and just write Fishy Chips on it." So I was like "Alright, later." So I walked nextdoor to Soccerworld, and I asked the foreign guy for an application. He said "Ok, just a minute." He leaves to the back room while I am waiting at the counter by myself with a mid-aged couple staring at me from the wall. Five minutes later, the foreign guy comes back and says, "We don't got any more applications, but give me your name, adress, phone number, social security, birthday and any other helpful information." I say "but I don't even want to work he--". He cuts me off and says, "Come on, time is ticking." So I write down all my information and he snatches it from my hand as soon as I finished. He quickly glances at it and said "This is great! You are definately going to get a phone call!" I say "Woah dude, calm down." He apologizes and I am out the door. I went back to Fishy Chips where the same girl is. I tell her "They didn't have any applications stupid." She says, "OH!, well... you can get one from somewhere else and write Fishy Chips on it!" So I say, "Don't you have a website or something, that would be much easier!" She goes "probably, but I don't know what the web address is." So I am frustrated with her, and then I turn to another girl. Before I say anything, the attractive girl says, "Can you leave now?!" I tell her, "Thanks for nothing", and I am out the door. I drove home and my tire popped. I had to wait for the tow truck to come so I could get home. I got home and sat on my bed. And today, I am still waiting for a phone call from that foreign dude.
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