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Yo Moma Jokes

• Yo mama is so fat, that every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
• Yo mama is so fat, she's the reason they declared world hunger.
• Yo mama's fart stinks so bad that George Bush declared it biological warfare.
• Yo mama so ugly, when she was in labor the doctor asked which end?
• Yo mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs
• Yo moma's so fat, she was baptised in sea world
• Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a get away rope.
• Yo mama like a stamp: You lick her stick her then send her away
• Yo mama so dry, the crabs carry canteens
• Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready to blow
• Yo mama is so fat, yo daddy is still climbing
• Yo mama is so nasty, she puts ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
• Yo mama''s so fat, she dont need the internet - she''s already world wide
• more to come!