The Grammar Teacher

("I've been teaching grammar for 35 years!")

• "You don't know proverbs!"

• "Christmas in calarne!"

• "Back the trolley up!"

• "The mountain won't come to Mohamed, Mohamed must come to the mountain."

• "What did you just call his anatomy?"

• "For corn sakes!"

• "Do not display your ignorance."

• "Creepy crawly creatures."

• "That is ghetto."

• "I'm totally puzzled."

• "What in the name of Sam hill is wrong with you?"

• "Ready or not we go forward."

• "Quiet on the set!"

• "Simple as pie."

• "Turn it down and turn it off."

• "You still haven't put your knit shirt in your wearing apparel!"

• "What do you lack?"

• "Great Scott!"

• "Well I'll be ding danged!"

• "So much for the preaching, now back to the teaching."