The Grammar Teacher
("I've been teaching grammar for 35 years!")
"You don't know proverbs!"
"Christmas in calarne!"
"Back the trolley up!"
"The mountain won't come to Mohamed, Mohamed must come to the mountain."
"What did you just call his anatomy?"
"For corn sakes!"
"Do not display your ignorance."
"Creepy crawly creatures."
"That is ghetto."
"I'm totally puzzled."
"What in the name of Sam hill is wrong with you?"
"Ready or not we go forward."
"Quiet on the set!"
"Simple as pie."
"Turn it down and turn it off."
"You still haven't put your knit shirt in your wearing apparel!"
"What do you lack?"
"Great Scott!"
"Well I'll be ding danged!"
"So much for the preaching, now back to the teaching."