So we all know what Cagg looks like, but you may be wondering, "Why is the man so crazy?" Here I give to you some reasons why Cagg is crazy. You'll wonder why he's still employed after reading this.

Peace Loving Cagg
Whenever we yell random slang grettings at Cagg in the morning, he always makes the peace symbol and places it near his heart. Now this tells me two things:

1. Cagg most likely was a hippie back in the 60s.
2. Cagg has dropped so much acid that he thinks we still live in the 60s.

Cagg says that reading that Odysseus story is kinda like going on an acid trip.

Cagg and the Homeless Guy
We used to bother Cagg about how many people he killed in Vietnam, but he always denied being in the war. One day, he denied it, but then he said, "But I killed a homeless person once." So then Cagg starts telling us this story. He told us that he was riding around one night and he saw somebody sleeping in the street so he ran over him. Cagg was accused of manslaughter and in his defense he said that he thought it was a carpet. And he got off scot-free.

Jen Bork: Cagg's Biggest Mistake

I have received tidbits of information on Jen Bork, and I have combined them all to create this story. Cagg went on a field trip to New York City circa 1988 with his class. They spent the night in NYC in a hotel, just so Cagg could pull his plan off. Cagg woke up in the middle of the night, went to Bork's hotel room, and carried her out of the hotel. When everybody woke up, they realized that Cagg and Bork were gone. Cagg, being the rapist that he is, most likely had an affair with her. Cagg and Bork returned to the hotel, and Cagg made up some BS story. But most of the kids didn't believe him. When the students returned to Masuk, they notified the administration, and Cagg was suspended from teaching. They did not know if Cagg really did anything to her or not, but even to this day, if you shout out "Bork" in class, Cagg will go nuts. The funny thing is, I think Bork was on Cagg's side. She denied being touched by him in a "bad" way. This really happened. It is not a rumor. You interepret this situation however you want, but I think Cagg & Bork made love. The above picture shows Bork holding a rose from Cagg!