Team pitching -- 2007 Absurdville Madness
Regular season -- as of 7/3/2007
| Primary |
| S | Name | P | ERA | W | L | S | G | GS | CG | SHO | INN | H | R | ER | BB | K | HR | GDP | BF |
| | Dotel | rp | 1.39 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 42 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 64.2 | 44 | 10 | 10 | 20 | 52 | 1 | 8 | 243 |
| | Blue* | sp | 3.65 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 19 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 61.2 | 72 | 28 | 25 | 19 | 47 | 6 | 11 | 265 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 4.21 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 1 | 0 | 62.0 | 66 | 32 | 29 | 22 | 47 | 11 | 8 | 264 |
| | Dibble | rp | 4.24 | 0 | 2 | 4 | 34 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 51.0 | 52 | 28 | 24 | 28 | 63 | 5 | 4 | 231 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 4.98 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 19 | 15 | 1 | 0 | 90.1 | 119 | 60 | 50 | 23 | 57 | 9 | 10 | 409 |
| | Palmer | sp | 5.12 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 16 | 16 | 3 | 0 | 91.1 | 98 | 58 | 52 | 33 | 37 | 19 | 10 | 400 |
| | Lidge | cl | 5.53 | 4 | 3 | 13 | 35 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 42.1 | 44 | 26 | 26 | 18 | 58 | 5 | 4 | 187 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 5.58 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 39 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 71.0 | 81 | 44 | 44 | 31 | 51 | 10 | 10 | 312 |
| | Grove* | sp | 5.89 | 3 | 6 | 0 | 12 | 12 | 2 | 0 | 55.0 | 74 | 37 | 36 | 22 | 51 | 6 | 5 | 254 |
| | Drysdale | sp | 6.18 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 17 | 17 | 2 | 0 | 87.1 | 124 | 72 | 60 | 30 | 39 | 14 | 7 | 413 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 6.80 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 32 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 45.0 | 70 | 35 | 34 | 31 | 42 | 7 | 4 | 227 |
|   | Total |   | 4.86 | 36 | 45 | 22 | 81 | 81 | 9 | 2 | 721.2 | 844 | 430 | 390 | 277 | 544 | 93 | 81 | 3205 |
| Secondary |
| S | Name | P | SB | CS | IW | HBP | WP | BK | SH | SF | CI | H/9 | BB/9 | R/9 | K/9 | HR/9 | K/BB | PCH/G | STR% |
| | Dotel | rp | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6.1 | 2.8 | 8.9 | 7.2 | 0.1 | 2.6 | 22.9 | .628 |
| | Blue* | sp | 6 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 10.5 | 2.8 | 13.4 | 6.9 | 0.9 | 2.5 | 50.8 | .612 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 15 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 9.6 | 3.2 | 12.9 | 6.8 | 1.6 | 2.1 | 79.5 | .606 |
| | Dibble | rp | 4 | 2 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 9.2 | 4.9 | 14.5 | 11.1 | 0.9 | 2.3 | 27.5 | .589 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 11.9 | 2.3 | 14.4 | 5.7 | 0.9 | 2.5 | 77.1 | .637 |
| | Palmer | sp | 10 | 3 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 9.7 | 3.3 | 13.2 | 3.6 | 1.9 | 1.1 | 88.4 | .612 |
| | Lidge | cl | 1 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9.4 | 3.8 | 13.4 | 12.3 | 1.1 | 3.2 | 21.0 | .604 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 10 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 10.3 | 3.9 | 14.5 | 6.5 | 1.3 | 1.6 | 28.9 | .609 |
| | Grove* | sp | 4 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 12.1 | 3.6 | 15.9 | 8.3 | 1.0 | 2.3 | 79.1 | .614 |
| | Drysdale | sp | 14 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 12.8 | 3.1 | 16.2 | 4.0 | 1.4 | 1.3 | 85.9 | .612 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 6 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 14.0 | 6.2 | 20.2 | 8.4 | 1.4 | 1.4 | 28.4 | .569 |
|   | Total |   | 80 | 43 | 8 | 17 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 19 | 0 | 10.5 | 3.5 | 14.2 | 6.8 | 1.2 | 2.0 |   | .610 |
| Analytical |
| S | Name | P | OPS | WHIP | BIP | IPAVG | TBW | TBW/BF | TBWH | TBWH/BF | RC | RC27 | RCERA | CERA |
| | Dotel | rp | .502 | 0.99 | 170 | .253 | 73 | .300 | 73 | .300 | 12.4 | 1.7 | 1.55 | 1.72 |
| | Blue* | sp | .765 | 1.48 | 192 | .344 | 119 | .449 | 120 | .453 | 32.5 | 4.7 | 4.27 | 4.82 |
| | Koufax* | sp | .793 | 1.42 | 183 | .301 | 131 | .496 | 132 | .500 | 36.0 | 5.2 | 4.70 | 4.99 |
| | Dibble | rp | .760 | 1.57 | 133 | .353 | 109 | .472 | 111 | .481 | 30.0 | 5.2 | 4.76 | 4.86 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | .812 | 1.57 | 317 | .347 | 197 | .482 | 200 | .489 | 59.0 | 5.7 | 5.29 | 5.43 |
| | Palmer | sp | .807 | 1.43 | 308 | .256 | 203 | .507 | 206 | .515 | 56.1 | 5.4 | 4.97 | 5.20 |
| | Lidge | cl | .767 | 1.46 | 105 | .371 | 89 | .476 | 90 | .481 | 23.3 | 4.8 | 4.46 | 4.56 |
| | Brewer* | rp | .816 | 1.58 | 218 | .326 | 155 | .497 | 157 | .503 | 43.8 | 5.5 | 4.99 | 5.62 |
| | Grove* | sp | .844 | 1.75 | 174 | .391 | 128 | .504 | 129 | .508 | 39.7 | 6.5 | 5.85 | 6.33 |
| | Drysdale | sp | .873 | 1.76 | 327 | .336 | 215 | .521 | 218 | .528 | 71.3 | 7.2 | 6.61 | 6.93 |
| | McDowell* | sp | .981 | 2.24 | 147 | .429 | 134 | .590 | 134 | .590 | 48.2 | 9.9 | 8.68 | 9.36 |
|   | Total |   | .798 | 1.55 | 2274 | .330 | 1553 | .485 | 1570 | .490 | 444.8 | 5.5 | 4.99 | 5.33 |
| Start |
| S | Name | P | GS | CG | CG% | SHO | QS | QS% | RS | RS/G | RL | RLS | RL% |
| | Dotel | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 13 | 2 | .154 |
| | Blue* | sp | 7 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 3 | .429 | 27 | 3.9 | 11 | 3 | .273 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 12 | 1 | .083 | 0 | 6 | .500 | 59 | 4.9 | 6 | 1 | .167 |
| | Dibble | rp | 1 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 4 | 4.0 | 17 | 6 | .353 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 15 | 1 | .067 | 0 | 8 | .533 | 68 | 4.5 | 14 | 7 | .500 |
| | Palmer | sp | 16 | 3 | .188 | 0 | 6 | .375 | 60 | 3.8 | 11 | 7 | .636 |
| | Lidge | cl | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 11 | 2 | .182 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 31 | 10 | .323 |
| | Grove* | sp | 12 | 2 | .167 | 0 | 4 | .333 | 52 | 4.3 | 10 | 4 | .400 |
| | Drysdale | sp | 17 | 2 | .118 | 0 | 5 | .294 | 65 | 3.8 | 16 | 8 | .500 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 1 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 1 | 1.0 | 20 | 4 | .200 |
|   | Total |   | 81 | 9 | .111 | 2 | 32 | .395 | 336 | 4.1 | 160 | 54 | .338 |
| Relief |
| S | Name | P | SVO | S | SV% | BS | BS% | HLD | IR | IRS | IR% | G | GR | GF |
| | Dotel | rp | 3 | 2 | .667 | 0 | .000 | 16 | 23 | 2 | .087 | 42 | 42 | 13 |
| | Blue* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 1 | 11 | 2 | .182 | 19 | 12 | 4 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| | Dibble | rp | 5 | 4 | .800 | 1 | .200 | 6 | 24 | 4 | .167 | 34 | 33 | 14 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 5 | 3 | .600 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
| | Palmer | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 16 | 0 | 0 |
| | Lidge | cl | 20 | 13 | .650 | 7 | .350 | 3 | 19 | 8 | .421 | 35 | 35 | 27 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 2 | 0 | .000 | 2 | 1.000 | 3 | 50 | 20 | .400 | 39 | 39 | 3 |
| | Grove* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 12 | 0 | 0 |
| | Drysdale | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 17 | 0 | 0 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 3 | 2 | .667 | 1 | .333 | 1 | 28 | 15 | .536 | 32 | 31 | 8 |
|   | Total |   | 34 | 22 | .647 | 11 | .324 | 30 | 160 | 54 | .338 | 81 | 196 | 72 |