Team fielding -- 2007 Absurdville Madness
Regular season -- as of 7/3/2007
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| Pos | S | Name | G | GS | INN | PO | A | E | DP | TC | PCT | PB | SB | CS | SB% | PK |
| p | | Jim Palmer | 16 | 16 | 91.3 | 7 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 21 | .952 | | 10 | 3 | .769 | 0 |
| | | Don Drysdale | 17 | 17 | 87.3 | 6 | 10 | 2 | 1 | 18 | .889 | | 14 | 5 | .737 | 0 |
| | | Carl Hubbell | 19 | 15 | 90.3 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 1.000 | | 9 | 6 | .600 | 0 |
| | | Vida Blue | 19 | 7 | 61.7 | 5 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 13 | .923 | | 6 | 3 | .667 | 0 |
| | | Lefty Grove | 12 | 12 | 55.0 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1.000 | | 4 | 4 | .500 | 0 |
| | | Jim Brewer | 39 | 0 | 71.0 | 5 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 1.000 | | 10 | 6 | .625 | 0 |
| | | Octavio Dotel | 42 | 0 | 64.7 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 10 | 1.000 | | 1 | 5 | .167 | 1 |
| | | Sandy Koufax | 12 | 12 | 62.0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1.000 | | 15 | 4 | .789 | 1 |
| | | Brad Lidge | 35 | 0 | 42.3 | 0 | 6 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1.000 | | 1 | 3 | .250 | 1 |
| | | Rob Dibble | 34 | 1 | 51.0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 1.000 | | 4 | 2 | .667 | 0 |
| | | Sam McDowell | 32 | 1 | 45.0 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 6 | .833 | | 6 | 2 | .750 | 0 |
| | | Total | 277 | 81 | 721.7 | 49 | 72 | 5 | 5 | 126 | .960 | | 80 | 43 | .650 | 3 |
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| c | | Jason Kendall | 68 | 60 | 508.0 | 393 | 37 | 3 | 3 | 433 | .993 | 0 | 65 | 27 | .707 | 1 |
| | | Ivan Rodriguez | 41 | 21 | 204.3 | 168 | 20 | 1 | 2 | 189 | .995 | 0 | 15 | 16 | .484 | 1 |
| | | Luis Castillo | 1 | 0 | 5.0 | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1.000 | 1 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 |
| | | Chuck Klein | 1 | 0 | 2.3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 |
| | | Ken Caminiti | 1 | 0 | 2.0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1.000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 |
| | | Total | 112 | 81 | 721.7 | 573 | 57 | 4 | 5 | 634 | .994 | 1 | 80 | 43 | .650 | 2 |
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| 1b | | Eddie Murray | 71 | 71 | 626.7 | 620 | 50 | 3 | 71 | 673 | .996 | | | | | |
| | | Ted Kluszewski | 12 | 10 | 95.0 | 93 | 4 | 0 | 12 | 97 | 1.000 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 83 | 81 | 721.7 | 713 | 54 | 3 | 83 | 770 | .996 | | | | | |
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| 2b | | Ryne Sandberg | 73 | 73 | 570.0 | 149 | 217 | 5 | 62 | 371 | .987 | | | | | |
| | | Luis Castillo | 47 | 8 | 151.7 | 32 | 40 | 6 | 12 | 78 | .923 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 120 | 81 | 721.7 | 181 | 257 | 11 | 74 | 449 | .976 | | | | | |
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| 3b | | Paul Molitor | 52 | 52 | 460.7 | 29 | 113 | 5 | 8 | 147 | .966 | | | | | |
| | | Edgar Martinez | 29 | 28 | 252.0 | 15 | 54 | 6 | 8 | 75 | .920 | | | | | |
| | | Ken Caminiti | 2 | 1 | 9.0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1.000 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 83 | 81 | 721.7 | 44 | 169 | 11 | 16 | 224 | .951 | | | | | |
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| ss | | Maury Wills | 70 | 70 | 551.0 | 81 | 228 | 9 | 48 | 318 | .972 | | | | | |
| | | Barry Larkin | 43 | 11 | 170.7 | 22 | 68 | 3 | 14 | 93 | .968 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 113 | 81 | 721.7 | 103 | 296 | 12 | 62 | 411 | .971 | | | | | |
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| lf | | Rickey Henderson | 81 | 81 | 721.7 | 162 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 172 | .971 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 81 | 81 | 721.7 | 162 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 172 | .971 | | | | | |
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| cf | | Kiki Cuyler | 73 | 73 | 635.7 | 156 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 163 | .969 | | | | | |
| | | Ken Williams | 8 | 5 | 50.0 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 18 | 1.000 | | | | | |
| | | Brady Anderson | 7 | 3 | 36.0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 1.000 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 88 | 81 | 721.7 | 181 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 188 | .973 | | | | | |
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| rf | | Paul Waner | 80 | 80 | 704.7 | 157 | 7 | 3 | 1 | 167 | .982 | | | | | |
| | | Chuck Klein | 2 | 1 | 17.0 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1.000 | | | | | |
| | | Total | 82 | 81 | 721.7 | 159 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 170 | .982 | | | | | |
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| | | Total | 81 | 81 | 721.7 | 2165 | 920 | 59 | 87 | 3144 | .981 | 1 | | | | |
