Sim 5 Pitching -- 2007 Absurdville Madness
Regular season -- from 6/4/2007 to 6/18/2007
| Primary |
| S | Name | P | ERA | W | L | S | G | GS | CG | SHO | INN | H | R | ER | BB | K | HR | GDP | BF |
| | Drysdale | sp | 4.87 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 0 | 20.1 | 29 | 13 | 11 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 5 | 96 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 4.91 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 18.1 | 23 | 12 | 10 | 5 | 13 | 1 | 1 | 82 |
| | Palmer | sp | 8.56 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 13.2 | 22 | 14 | 13 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 4 | 62 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 3.75 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 12.0 | 14 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 8 | 3 | 1 | 52 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 11.91 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11.1 | 20 | 15 | 15 | 4 | 10 | 2 | 0 | 57 |
| | Grove* | sp | 0.79 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 11.1 | 10 | 1 | 1 | 2 | 16 | 0 | 1 | 45 |
| | Dotel | rp | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11.0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9 | 0 | 2 | 36 |
| | Blue* | sp | 1.80 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 10.0 | 13 | 2 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 2 | 43 |
| | Dibble | rp | 6.23 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 8.2 | 11 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 9 | 2 | 2 | 39 |
| | Lidge | cl | 3.12 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8.2 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 5 | 12 | 1 | 1 | 37 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 5.87 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7.2 | 10 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 1 | 1 | 37 |
|   | Batters |   | 0.00 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|   | Total |   | 4.80 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 15 | 15 | 3 | 0 | 133.0 | 163 | 76 | 71 | 46 | 95 | 12 | 20 | 586 |
| Secondary |
| S | Name | P | SB | CS | IW | HBP | WP | BK | SH | SF | CI | H/9 | BB/9 | R/9 | K/9 | HR/9 | K/BB | PCH/G | STR% |
| | Drysdale | sp | 6 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 12.8 | 4.4 | 17.7 | 2.2 | 0.0 | 0.5 | 81.0 | .583 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 11.3 | 2.5 | 13.7 | 6.4 | 0.5 | 2.6 | 104.3 | .645 |
| | Palmer | sp | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 14.5 | 2.0 | 16.5 | 1.3 | 1.3 | 0.7 | 70.7 | .604 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 10.5 | 2.3 | 12.8 | 6.0 | 2.3 | 2.7 | 98.5 | .614 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 1 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15.9 | 3.2 | 19.1 | 7.9 | 1.6 | 2.5 | 27.9 | .631 |
| | Grove* | sp | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 7.9 | 1.6 | 9.5 | 12.7 | 0.0 | 8.0 | 90.5 | .641 |
| | Dotel | rp | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4.1 | 0.8 | 4.9 | 7.4 | 0.0 | 9.0 | 21.0 | .646 |
| | Blue* | sp | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 11.7 | 2.7 | 14.4 | 3.6 | 0.0 | 1.3 | 34.3 | .591 |
| | Dibble | rp | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11.4 | 4.2 | 15.6 | 9.3 | 2.1 | 2.3 | 29.6 | .554 |
| | Lidge | cl | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6.2 | 5.2 | 11.4 | 12.5 | 1.0 | 2.4 | 19.6 | .580 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11.7 | 7.0 | 18.8 | 8.2 | 1.2 | 1.2 | 31.0 | .548 |
|   | Batters |   | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.0 |   | .000 |
|   | Total |   | 16 | 9 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 0 | 11.0 | 3.1 | 14.2 | 6.4 | 0.8 | 2.1 |   | .606 |
| Analytical |
| S | Name | P | OPS | WHIP | BIP | IPAVG | TBW | TBW/BF | TBWH | TBWH/BF | RC | RC27 | RCERA | CERA |
| | Drysdale | sp | .774 | 1.92 | 80 | .363 | 40 | .417 | 41 | .427 | 12.5 | 5.4 | 5.00 | 6.55 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | .821 | 1.53 | 63 | .349 | 41 | .500 | 41 | .500 | 12.7 | 6.1 | 5.59 | 4.63 |
| | Palmer | sp | .989 | 1.83 | 55 | .364 | 37 | .597 | 37 | .597 | 11.7 | 7.5 | 6.95 | 7.71 |
| | Koufax* | sp | .833 | 1.42 | 38 | .289 | 27 | .519 | 27 | .519 | 7.8 | 5.8 | 5.25 | 5.48 |
| | Brewer* | rp | .949 | 2.12 | 41 | .439 | 32 | .561 | 32 | .561 | 11.4 | 8.8 | 8.15 | 9.29 |
| | Grove* | sp | .546 | 1.06 | 27 | .370 | 14 | .311 | 14 | .311 | 2.9 | 2.2 | 2.07 | 2.04 |
| | Dotel | rp | .310 | 0.55 | 26 | .192 | 6 | .167 | 6 | .167 | 0.4 | 0.4 | 0.32 | 0.63 |
| | Blue* | sp | .749 | 1.60 | 36 | .361 | 17 | .395 | 17 | .395 | 5.5 | 5.1 | 4.45 | 4.87 |
| | Dibble | rp | .956 | 1.73 | 24 | .375 | 24 | .615 | 24 | .615 | 6.5 | 6.5 | 6.05 | 7.19 |
| | Lidge | cl | .672 | 1.27 | 19 | .263 | 17 | .459 | 17 | .459 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.36 | 3.13 |
| | McDowell* | sp | .916 | 2.09 | 23 | .391 | 21 | .568 | 21 | .568 | 6.8 | 8.4 | 7.20 | 7.77 |
|   | Batters |   | .000 | 0.00 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
|   | Total |   | .792 | 1.57 | 432 | .350 | 276 | .471 | 277 | .473 | 78.4 | 5.2 | 4.78 | 5.19 |
| Start |
| S | Name | P | GS | CG | CG% | SHO | QS | QS% | RS | RS/G | RL | RLS | RL% |
| | Drysdale | sp | 4 | 1 | .250 | 0 | 1 | .250 | 18 | 4.5 | 6 | 2 | .333 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 3 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 1 | .333 | 17 | 5.7 | 3 | 0 | .000 |
| | Palmer | sp | 3 | 1 | .333 | 0 | 1 | .333 | 13 | 4.3 | 2 | 2 | 1.000 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 2 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 2 | 1.000 | 13 | 6.5 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 10 | 7 | .700 |
| | Grove* | sp | 2 | 1 | .500 | 0 | 1 | .500 | 10 | 5.0 | 1 | 0 | .000 |
| | Dotel | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | .000 |
| | Blue* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
| | Dibble | rp | 1 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 4 | 4.0 | 1 | 0 | .000 |
| | Lidge | cl | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | .000 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 3 | 0 | .000 |
|   | Batters |   | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0.0 | 0 | 0 | .000 |
|   | Total |   | 15 | 3 | .200 | 0 | 6 | .400 | 75 | 5.0 | 32 | 11 | .344 |
| Relief |
| S | Name | P | SVO | S | SV% | BS | BS% | HLD | IR | IRS | IR% | G | GR | GF |
| | Drysdale | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| | Hubbell* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| | Palmer | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| | Koufax* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| | Brewer* | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 1 | 8 | 4 | .500 | 7 | 7 | 0 |
| | Grove* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| | Dotel | rp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 5 | 2 | 0 | .000 | 7 | 7 | 0 |
| | Blue* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 4 | 0 | .000 | 4 | 4 | 3 |
| | Dibble | rp | 1 | 1 | 1.000 | 0 | .000 | 1 | 4 | 0 | .000 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| | Lidge | cl | 2 | 1 | .500 | 1 | .500 | 1 | 8 | 3 | .375 | 8 | 8 | 7 |
| | McDowell* | sp | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 6 | 4 | .667 | 5 | 5 | 0 |
|   | Batters |   | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 | .000 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
|   | Total |   | 3 | 2 | .667 | 1 | .333 | 8 | 32 | 11 | .344 | 15 | 35 | 12 |