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It is not fiction...

Single? Married? Dating? Engaged?:

I am single. I have never been married or engaged. In my entire life I have had no boyfriends. You might be saying, "awww, how sad", or something along those lines, but you shouldn't. Save it. I have whatI'd like to call my "minions". Hundreds of guys, waiting for the chance to hold my hand, to talk to me, heck, just to touch the hem of my garment. But I am oblivious to the advances of any male. It is a unique power that I gained as an infant when my mother dunked me into Lake Ontario while holding me by my ankles. I was rendered "nigh invincible". But, I CAN be vinced. It is possible. In order to become my boyfriend, you must wait for just the right moment. Then, without warning you must tell me that "I am your girlfriend" and if I resist, you will be forced to "have me put to sleep". I know it sounds harsh, but it's the only way. You might also have to punch and or kick me a few times.(This is all pretty accurate. Except for the parts that are blatant lies)

I figured that only 1 person still looks at this page on a regular basis..(*cough* Mahi)so i decided to update it ..just for you Mahi, Just for you.